D*ck Maintenance – Banned Commercial!


If you’re like me, you find it very hard to keep your d*ck dry. I left my d*ck unprotected, and it was worked out of shape in no time. I could barely recognize my own d*ck. Imagine that. Then I discovered Schaeffers New Zealand Style D*ck Sealant, the best way to take care of your d*ck in three easy steps. First, wash your d*ck with soap and water. Then, wait for your d*ck to dry. Once your d*ck is clean and dry, paint your d*ck with Schaeffers D*ck Sealant. I used to be too embarrassed to invite people to see my d*ck. But now, my d*ck’s the talk of the town. I even have pictures of my d*ck. Check out that d*ck. I wanna send this to my secretary. Barbara always loves to receive my d*ck pics. After all, summer time is all about spending time on your d*ck. I often have twenty to thirty people on my d*ck, at once! That can really wear your d*ck out, causing d*ck splinters and discoloration. But with Schaeffers D*ck Sealant, my d*ck stays a nice golden brown color. Who wouldn’t want a golden d*ck? I used to never let children anywhere near my d*ck. My d*ck was too dangerous for kids to play on. But it seems like every kid in the neighborhood has been on my d*ck this summer. And they’ve all had a good time. My d*ck’s over seventy years old, but it looks brand new. That’s part of the reason all my neighbors are jealous of my d*ck. Isn’t that right, John? Yes, you’ve got a nice d*ck, okay?! His wife is always on my d*ck, begging me to know the secret of my perfect d*ck. If you like Schaeffers D*ck Sealant, check out Schaeffers New Zealand Style C***k. I had a huge hole in my d*ck, but I fixed it by jamming some c***k in it. You’d be surprised how many things you can f*** by jamming c***k into them. Have an extra large hole in your d*ck? Try Schaeffers African Style C***k. Just go to your local home improvement store, and ask for the big black c***k. Schaeffers New Zealand Style D*ck Sealant. Don’t put it on your penis. There’s also a helpful number on the back. Hi! I’ve got a question about my d*ck. Scheffers New Zealand Sty– Hey, get that squirrel off my d*ck! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my d*ck!

100 thoughts on “D*ck Maintenance – Banned Commercial!

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  2. This commercial got dark really quick =)))
    Even though it's just a sealant commercial =))))

  3. If you’re not here from reaction time then your heart from BEASTY!

  4. As funny as this is, I feel bad for the people involved. They tried to make an innocent ad, and it was banned

  5. OMG HE IS TRYING TO SAY DECK AND HE DID IT WRONG ONCE AND THEY WERE LIKE WE GOTTA DO THIS

  6. what if you have a small hole you need to fix, do you use the asian style caulk

  7. 0:35
    That creepy look of "I'm getting away with it and no one can stop me"

  8. It would be hilarious if they werent allowed to ban it because it was looked at as discrimination.

  9. You'd be surprised how many things you can fix by jamming caulk into them.

    Me: * starts calling my exes

  10. This is nearly ruined by the New Jersey license plate cameo in the background.

  11. 1:21 "i had a huge hole in my dick. but i fuxed it by jemming sum cok unto it."

  12. he knew what he was saying you can just tell the directors told him to say it and he just wanted the money XD

  13. My wife is from the Philippines and she also has trouble with the word "deck", but things really get embarrassing when she talks about washing the "bed sh**ts".

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