Ed’s Heinz Ad

I’ve got an idea for a Heinz Ketchup Commercial. I was at this super posh restaurant. Super posh. The type of place that has chandeliers, and paintings on the wall, and way too many forks. I think classical music was playing… maybe it was jazz… no, definitely classical. The hostess walks up to me, she says “Mr. Sheeran, is this your first time dining with us?” and I say “yep”. The waiter comes over, he’s telling me about the specials: “Super fancy, fancy vegetables, fancy sauces.” I said, “Sounds fancy”. So, fast forward and the food comes. The waiter goes on to tell me “We are proud to present this farm to table blah blah blah, posh and fancy blah blah blah, with a side of blah blah blah.” You know the food looked good, I just thought there was something missing. So, I reach into my bag and I take out the only thing that can complete me. And at that point, the whole world came to a stop. And the waiter was screaming, through his eyes, “Nooooooo”. So that’s my idea, do you want to do it?

100 thoughts on “Ed’s Heinz Ad

  1. Is that supposed to encourage the peasants to take a bottle of ketchup into a high class restaurant the next time they go? Hahaha… It seems to me that you have shot yourself in the foot, Heinz! The peasants prefer to pour ketchup over their usual cuisine of kebabs, pizzas and fish and chips. Eating quality food in classy restaurants is a little out of their comfort zone and I doubt that those who do treat themselves to a bit of posh nosh every now an then, would spoil their expensive coq au vin or their boeuf bourguinon by pouring ketchup all over it! Ed Sheeran can afford to do that although why he would bother ordering restaurant quality food and then covering it with ketchup, begs the question of whether he just does it because he can or is he trying to make a particular statement! I like some ketchup on my fish and chips but prefer a nice Béarnaise sauce on my steaks and gravy with my roast chicken.

  2. Ed is a great lad, first he endorses abortion in Ireland and now he endorses Heinz ketchup.
    Does Heinz realise it children who consume the most ketchup and this clown is effecting their ketchup sales by endorsing the killing of its number one consumer. Heinz what are you thinking about FFS! Heinz, you're off our shopping list from now on.

  3. Justin Bieber: exists Advertises Gucci
    Cardi B: i advertise vogue
    Ed sheeran :hold my ketchup

  4. This add has everything I need.
    Posh and fancy restaurant with posh and fancy people an Ed Sheeran. Good job. 👍

  5. I usually don't pay attention to ads, but this was great. I would have totally decided to buy Heinz ketchup just because of this ad, if not for the fact I already buy Heinz ketchup.

  6. This is one of the worst it's really bad just stop showing this

  7. This must be one of the most popular ad's ever!🤣

    Now I want a fancy blah blah blah with ketchup…

  8. i call my Heinz Ketchup my Puerto rican steak sauce, so imagine when i ask the waiter who just brought me well done prime rib end cut! May i have the Puerto rican steak sauce?? he says excuse me? i say Heinz bring the Heinz lmgfhao

  9. 1:10: Ed dropped some ketchup in the table.
    1:14: the stain dissapeard. Maybe they will use this later to make a joint venture ad for some washing powder 🙂

  10. I love going to Italian and French food places and asking for salt, pepper or seasonings. Don't care what they think. I want my food the way I want.

  11. Is the skip button not working, why can’t I skip this ad?

    Wait there’s Ed Sheehan in it, nvm I think I’ll watch.


  13. Ed has a really creative mind !
    The whole commercial is sooo funny and after watching this commercial 20 time I went to the supermarket and bought me ketchup. Haha

  14. Ed has a really creative mind !
    The whole commercial is sooo funny and after watching this commercial 20 time I went to the supermarket and bought me ketchup. Haha

  15. What is this power. I– can't– handle– wHERE IS THE SKIP BUTTOOOOOOONNN KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAA jk

  16. Ed Sheehan in this ad is like a kid and everyone else is like the parents

  17. So sad to see a great artist promoting such a shitty product! While people is getting fatter and overweight, diabetes is a pandemia that kills millions of people a year! Promoting this food habits is worst than a terrorist attack! I am sure Ed has better things to do and influence in a better way …

  18. Who else just watched an ad just because of Ed Sheeran

    Just me?


  19. This made me laugh so hard when I got the ad in a middle of a video, I had to search it up right away, the dog's face is so funny😂

  20. Excuse me, but am I right that Ed Sheeran is the richest musician in the world with nearly half a billion dollars in assets?
    Dear Heinz! What do you think about hipocrisy?

  21. Everyone here talking about watching an unskipable ad but has no one seen this on TV yet? 🤔 because I have

  22. Yeah, way to bring in a misogynist to endorse your product, Heinz. Classy.

  23. Heinz picked Ed Sheeran because the animation man from the animation Heinz beans looked like Ed Sheeran lol.

  24. Imagine him doing this at one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants and then Ramsay runs it and smacks the shit out of Ed Sheeran.

  25. that ad has just been haunting me so many times when I am watching other vids

    I love it

  26. Me: I'm so hungry!
    Mom: get something to eat
    Me: Okay
    Me: opens fridge
    Also me: oh Heinz Ketchup hmmm😀
    Me: drinks Heinz ketchup

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