Ellen’s Viagra Commercial


– PORTIA AND I
DID SO MUCH THIS PAST WEEKEND. LISTEN TO THESE ACTIVITIES: TENNIS, GOLF, BALLROOM DANCING,
MOTOCROSS RACING. THOSE WERE ALL THINGS
WE SAW ON TV. [laughter and applause] WE SAW ALL OF THAT. AND WE SAW SOME FOOTBALL. WE WATCHED SOME FOOTBALL
AS WELL, WHICH MEANS WE SAW
A LOT OF COMMERCIALS AND LEARNED
SOME INTERESTING THINGS. NUMBER ONE: PIZZA HUT
IS WILLING TO SHOVE ANYTHING INTO ITS CRUST. [laughter] [chuckles] NUMBER TWO:
EVERY OTHER COMMERCIAL IS FOR CIALIS. [laughter] THE THING ABOUT
THE CIALIS COMMERCIALS IS, THEY SHOW COUPLES
DOING ACTIVITIES TOGETHER, AND THE HUSBAND GETS
IN THE “MOOD” DOING– YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE ACTIVITIES
ARE NORMAL. TENNIS–
YOU SEE THE TENNIS, YOU KNOW, AND THEN HE HITS HER
ON HER BUTT, YOU KNOW. IT’S THE BEGINNING OF KNOWING
HE’S IN THE MOOD WHEN IT GOES… THEN THERE’S RANDOM ACTIVITIES
LIKE– HAVE YOU SEEN
THE PAINTING THE BENCH? THEY’RE PAINT–OR THEY’RE
PRETENDING TO PAINT A BENCH. THERE’S NOTHING ON THE BRUSH. THEY’RE– AND HE’S REALLY TURNED ON
BY THAT. TAKE A LOOK. – YOU MAKE A GREAT TEAM. IT’S BEEN THAT WAY
SINCE THE DAY YOU MET. BUT YOUR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION? IT COULD BE A QUESTION
OF BLOOD FLOW. CIALIS TADALAFIL
FOR DAILY USE HELPS YOU BE READY
ANY TIME THE MOMENT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN BE MORE CONFIDENT
IN YOUR ABILITY TO BE READY. [laughter and applause] – IF THAT TURNS HIM ON,
WHAT DOESN’T? ACTUALLY, I CAN’T TELL IF SEEING HIS WIFE PAINTING
A BENCH GETS HIM EXCITED, OR HE NEEDS TO TAKE CIALIS, OR IF HE ALREADY TOOK IT
AND THE CIALIS IS KICKING IN AT THE WRONG TIME. AND THEN THE NEW– HAVE YOU SEEN
THE VIAGRA COMMERCIAL? THEY HIRED A WOMAN. FOR THE FIRST TIME, THEY HAVE A WOMAN SPOKESPERSON. AND SHE IS VERY, VERY BLUNT. – [English accent]
SO, GUYS, IT’S JUST YOU AND YOUR HONEY. THE SETTING IS PERFECT. BUT THEN ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
HAPPENS AGAIN. YOU KNOW WHAT? PLENTY OF GUYS HAVE THIS ISSUE– NOT JUST GETTING AN ERECTION,
BUT KEEPING IT. WELL, VIAGRA HELPS GUYS
WITH E.D. GET AND KEEP AN ERECTION, AND YOU ONLY TAKE IT
WHEN YOU NEED IT. ASK YOUR DOCTOR
IF VIAGRA IS RIGHT FOR YOU. [laughter] – SO SHE’S BRITISH. SHE CAN MAKE ANYTHING
SOUND CLASSY, BUT– I’M NOT SURE
IF I MENTIONED THIS BEFORE, BUT VIAGRA ORIGINALLY ASKED ME
TO DO THE COMMERCIAL AND BE THEIR SPOKESPERSON. AND I DID IT,
AND I THOUGHT IT WENT WELL, BUT I GUESS
THEY DECIDED TO GO WITH HER. BUT HERE’S THE COMMERCIAL
THAT I MADE FOR THEM. – [English accent]
HELLO, MEN. IT’S ME, ELLEN DEGENERES. [normal voice]
LISTEN, I’LL BE HONEST WITH YOU. I DON’T HAVE AN ACCENT, AND WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR… DOWNSTAIRS AREA, I DON’T KNOW HOW ANY OF IT
WORKS, AND FRANKLY, I DON’T CARE. BUT I KNOW WHEN YOU CAN’T WAKE UP SLEEPY JOE,
IT’S A NIGHTMARE. IT’S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. PLENTY OF MEN CAN’T GET
THEIR NOODLES AL DENTE. SO IF YOUR SOLDIER WON’T SALUTE, THEN VIAGRA IS FOR YOU. SURE, THERE’S LOTS
OF “PROBLEMS” IN THE WORLD– CRIME, THE ECONOMY,
GLOBAL WARMING– BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT. WE NEED TO FIX YOUR… [whistles] [imitates explosion] ALL YOU NEED IS ONE OF
THESE LITTLE BLUE PILLS. I FELL OFF THE BED. [chuckles] BUT I HAVE TO WARN YOU, IF YOU HAVE DIZZINESS,
DIFFICULTY SLEEPING, OR IF YOUR COBRA REMAINS CHARMED
FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, PLEASE, PLEASE SEE A DOCTOR. SO IF YOU THINK
VIAGRA IS RIGHT FOR YOU, TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR
OR YOUR HEALTH CARE PROVIDER. JUST DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. YUCKY. [laughter] [cheers and applause]

100 thoughts on “Ellen’s Viagra Commercial

  1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  2. Ahahaha if your soldier wont salute 🀣🀣🀣 makes my day

  3. "…Just don't talk to me about it. Yucky."
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  4. For some reason I thought the title said the viginia commercial πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. You can not make a artificial wager any harder with a pill πŸ’Š Ellen lives in her little head of make believe.

  6. She's always kicking πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. Your cobra remains charmed
    Nooodles al denté 🀣😝😝😝

  8. I loooveeeee youuuuu ellen
    U r d most beautiful soul on earth n i watch ur videos daily two three times in mid breaks….
    😘😘😘😘😘

    From india

  9. A lot of problems in the world but this is important… Best line ever πŸ™‚

  10. Do you sale CIALIS LELENE. I would order 1 or 2 box from you if you show ME where I CAN USE HER CIALIS. PLEASE, SEND ME A MESSAGE WIN WIN BACK LELENE. I LOVE YOUR COMMERCIAL FOR LIFE. NOW, YOU HELP BETTER DEAR.🀩

  11. Lelene, I need a loan for cialis duration 4/1/2 . Renew after end . depend of the performance of the such partener. Will renew the loan. So more money I'll to pay back to you.

  12. she may be smiling now with her fame and riches, but misery is what awaits her at the end of this life.

  13. 1.2K obviously men, disliked this video since their Cobra has not been charmed for a long time!

  14. I laughed before I even opened this video because I knew that this would be funny because you all know Ellen

  15. Hahahahahaha …. ohhhh I hope I won’t need a blue pill too soon lol …. but I would watch this commercial all day hahahaha.

  16. For some reason this reminds me of Kate McKinnons mermaid skit on snl…..

  17. How is it possible, that your Dingling doesn't work? I really dont Understand that…

  18. I honestly think her commercial is much better as it isn't cringy and uncomfortable like the Brit and the fake couple before her.

  19. EllenΒ΄s ad was much better that the "real" one. LOL

  20. Well your commercial seemed better even you don't need to be on bed for that.

  21. The bench is probably made of hardwood. Hence the wife stroking with a dry brush? 😸

  22. Oh Ellen what you do is just amazing and in every fields of "Comedy"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ whether it's in films or in advertisements your way of acting is just awesome, well of course you fits very perfectly also. We are really very much glad and grateful to have such kind of human, and a comedian too. "I love you Ellen"😍

  23. Also remind that if u take 2 it doesn't mean u will be a tiger it means u will have heart attack on her πŸ˜‰

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