Fashion and Sale | Stand Up Comedy By Vijay Yadav


I hate Fashion Yaar… I hate Fashion I hate today’s fashion jo aajkal chal raha hai Kya pata ni kya hi Log fashion blogger bane ghoom rahe hain yaar bina baat ke Mera dost hai ek wo fashion blogger bana ghoomta hai Pehnta kya hai.. Purple shirt Chamkeeli waali Neeche black pant tight waali White Belt, White Shoes Pointed Main kya ye kya pehna hua hai?… Kehta “Rajkumar Na dekha Tune?” Main kya rajkumar mar gya tu kyn ni mara ab tak? Meri ek friend hai… wo na … Ghar se aise nikalti hai.. Itne colorful kapde yaar Yellow Top, Orange Blazer Sky Blue Pant, Green Chappal Red Lipstick Ghar se aise nikalti hai jaise TIPI TIPI TAP ka world cup khelna hai isne Ek mere fashion ye ni samajh mein aaya.. fati hui Jeans pehnne ka Ye kaunsa fashion hai yaar? aur ye kaunsa fashion designer hai jiske resume mein Talent ke neeche jeans faadna likha hua hai main jeans faad leta hun….. Main bahut kuch faadta hun but jeans bahut achi faadta hun Ye kaunsa fashion hai yaar ye? Koi bhi aaega… Sir ye dekhiye.. Faad di Doosra aaega sir ye dekhiye ….doosri faad di teesra aaega, beech ka kapda hata dega… ye kausna fashion hai? aur koi mere saath aake agar koi intellectual baatein karta hai na, main kya tu chup hi reh tera ghutna dikh ra hai Ghutne se zyada baal dikh re hai tere Main kya, itne mere chaati pe baal ni hai jitne tere ghutne pe baal hai Teri shaqal kam thi jo tera ghutna bhi dekhna pad raha hai mereko tera ghutna.. yaar ye fati hui …. Aur fir ye log ho jaate hain sale mein paagal Dekha hai tumne, sale chal ri hai abhi.. “Bhai sale lag gi yaar, sale lag gi” Ye Sale mein, Isliye sale ka intezaar karte hain kyunki inki aukat hai ni Badhiya cheezein khareedne ka… Launde aate hai leke, “Bhai dekh D&G ki belt leke aaya”, Main kya “Dolly & Guddy” likha hai uske neeche Mera dost aata hai, “Bhai sale lag gi yaar chal yaar sale lag gi yaar”, Main kya “chal bhai”.. Laata kuch ni 18 Kachhe utha laega Wo bhi apne siz e ke nahi Aur sale mein yaar ye brand.. Jo mehngi waali branda hai na thodi, matlab Zara aur ye sab, ye mere samajh hi nahi aaj tak Ye hai ameeron ka Big Bazaar Sale mein chale jao tum Zara mein.. Neeche Kapde pade hue hain wo utha utha ke le jaa re hain log Mujhe Lagta hai Zara waale khud hi faink Dete hain 3 season ke baad, BC le jaenge saare ke saare Mere dost ko jacket chahiye thi, Main kya chal Zara pe theek thak jacket mil jaati hai, to main gya to Usne try karne ke liye apni jacket ke rakhi Koi aaya uski jacket utha ke le gya Yaar ye brands mere samajh… Kuch wo brands wo dekhi hai tumne wo jo sale ke baad bhi mehngi hai “Lacoste” Lacoste chorr tu usse upar bhi bahut hai Ye magarmachh tak hi rahenge bass Matlab 50 Hazaar ki bass belt Bass belt… Main kya bhai Bangkok ki trip to de kam se kam saath mein iske Aur fir aake, fir aake Accent maarenge “Sir this is DOLCE & GABBANA” Main kya thappad maarunga GABBANA nikal jaega tera saara Aur fir jaake English bhi main hi bolun Matlab yaar English, 50 Hazaar main kharch ra Belt maine pehnni hai Yaar meri marzi main haryanvi mein bolunga yaar Ye to wahi baat hogi na “G*** bhi marao ghar tak bhi chorr ke aao” Bencho lag ra hai Gurgaon ki crowd hai Sachi Amex waale ho tum But yaar ye brands… Kuch brands wo dekhi jo over confident rehti hain Bahar likha hua hai Buy 2 get 5 free Showroom mein kapde hain 3 wo bhi keh re select karke dikha tu Aur ye upto sale, ye to samajh hi ni aayi mere Baahar likha hua hai UPTO 70% Andar kuch ni hai 70% pe Tum chale jao, kuch bhi utha lo.. “Sir ye kya utha liya, fresh piece hai ye to” Kuch aur utha lo, “Sir, Ye 20%” Main kya to 70% pe kya hai?… “Sir Kachhe” Main kya theek hai 18 dede fir But Shopping, Shopping ki baat kar ra tha main.. Shopping karke hum kya karte hain, hum laate hain carry bag Sab laate hain… pehle milte the free 1 kachhe ke saath 4-4 carry bag leke aare hain. But unhe pata lag gya, hum Indians saale Haraami Ab paise ka ho gya hai But carry bag ka aakhri mein kaam kya hai? Tiffin leke jaana But log jo tiffin leke jaate hain na Unme kayi logon ka confidence yahan hota hai Nahi to Victoria Secret ke bag mein Tinde ki sabzi leke jaana is like

30 thoughts on “Fashion and Sale | Stand Up Comedy By Vijay Yadav

  1. Thanks for the overwhelming love.

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  2. Ameero ka big bazar 😅 bangkok trip 😂 ohhh man you are awesome 😍 bich bich m aapki hasi❣️ I have a frnd who carries zara's carry bag for her tiffin just like her tiffin cannot fit in his bag or what I don't know dude killing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣😘❣️

  3. Woh bhi kih rai " select karke dikha "

    Thank u for explaining the logic.
    Ab samjhe
    😅😂🤣😂

  4. tindey ki sabzi Victoria secret ke bag mei🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm ded🤣🤣🤣🤣

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