Ciao ragazzi! Benvenuti to UNRAVELLING HISTORY with PASCU and RODRI Today we bring you the original story of The Sleeping Beauty by Giambattista Basile A princess is born in Italy With a slightly strange peculiarity
[César Borgia (X), Father, princess] It is said that her destiny Is to die because a scrap of linen What a nonsense!
[Wise men, bunny] The king conceives a divine plan
[Let it burn!] Let’s burn all of this linen
[linen] And so Talia grows up, till one day suddenly something happened. An old woman is knitting alone Come on up Grandma. Here honey, embroid this fabric DON’T BE FOOL, THAT IS LINEN! A little piece slips the fabric, and gets inside her little finger
[Tiny piece] AND DIES! What a clumsy daughter I have, dude … What were the chances that a piece of linen slipped between a nail and a finger of a girl allergic to linen. LARAILA The father, destroyed, orders to have his daughter locked away forever resting on an armchair
[Woof] One day, a neighboring king walks by while hunting with his hawk near the tower where Talia was.
[little sardine] And suddenly his falcon flew inside the room And the king climbed to see what was going on And found Talia sitting there Damn … What a hottie! Hey, how are you gorgeous? You seem a bit quiet. Let me lay you down in this bed right next to me It seems like you are not moving That means you do want me Let me give you all my love OH YES
[Perv] The king, after finishing his “job”, returned to his home but… OH DRAMATIC TURN OF EVENTS 9 months later, Talia’s corpse gave birth to 2 beautiful twins They are taken care of by two fairies that appear there out of the blue
[Fairy godmother, Fairy godfather] While they are playing on the bed One of them, looking for a breast Picked a finger! He sucked the piece of linen
[Suck, suck, suck] that she had stucked in there She woke up with a big fright Who are you?! GET AWAY KID!
[Piece of linen] Don’t yell at them, they’re your children! What has happened in this place? ME! And, who are you? It’s a long story but ti amo (I love you) and we are their parents. Well, then … hehe, that’s cool …
[I touched you a little – ok! ♥] LARAILA What we didn’t know is that the king WAS ALREADY MARRIED
[I’m going with the mistress!] And the current queen did not really appreciate that her husband went around with other women so… SHE PLANNED HER REVENGE! She invited Talia home She called her every name under the sun And she sends the kids to play for a while in the kitchen
[Fuck it] Luigi, COME HERE! Madam I want you to cook them But queen! DON’T REPLY! They are for my husband when he comes to have dinner And YOU will burn at the stake! The king arrives! EVERYBODY OUT! Luigi, DO NOT FAIL ME Never, Your Majesty But Luigi hid the kids and instead he cooked a pair of little lambs At night, the king and queen sat to have dinner And the cook serves them his supposed children You just ate your children! You’re nuts … YOU ARE LYING FOR SURE! AND THAT BITCH IS AT THE STAKE! SHE’S NOT JUST SOME BITCH I WILL BURN HER DOWN! LARAILA Guards! Take my wife and immediately save the other one You’re gonna burn! YOU’RE A PIG! Make the cook burn, too No, king, please! TO THE OVEN! Your children are safe I left them with my wife Then everything seems to be settled And so this tale comes to an end children musn’t be cooked and necrophilia isn’t okeeeeey!