Primitive Technology: CRAFTING a Zombie Meat Harvester


Hunting zombies is hard. It took me over two hours to climb that tree. This is what their meat looks like. I eat it to survive. I need to CRAFT something to harvest more than one zombie at a time! First tool I need to craft is a stone axe. The recipe is easy: stone + sticks. Not showing off or anything, but I’m really strong. Short fences are great for keeping the zombies out of my camp. And for controlling their movement, which we’ll need later. Thankfully they’re stupid and don’t realize they could just climb right over them. One time I got lost in a mine for 10 weeks. Never again. However, I found these neat crystals there. I’m going to use them to craft a BIG and STRONG axe that can cut through more than one zombie at once. Sometimes I forget the crafting recipes. I used to be able to just look them up online. I really don’t wanna go back to the mines for more crystals. Notice how I use their ultra-rare gold-tier gypsum crystals. Makes a big difference. Sweet! Since I’m alone all the time I think a lot about my old life, before the apocalypse. I had a house, a family, just my meemaw and my brother… …but it was all destroyed in the great war. Somtimes I try to forget it, but I cant… Anyways, don’t forget to tie the blade down really tight or your might have an accident. I call this guy Tony because his face looks like a piece of a pizza. Let’s slice him up! Surprise, here comes bitch boy to steal my morsels. He’s my neighbor, too. I need to find a way to keep the meat from flying into the woods. Very frustrating. I’m crafting a chute and backboard to guide the meat back into the camp. Fun fact: this is my only pair of underwear. What you’re witnessing is AN ACT OF WAR! Mission: Infiltrate Bitch Boy’s Camp and Straight-Up Murder Him I regret my decision to kill him. Spoiler alert: I got my camera back. I also apologized for calling him “bitch boy”. He used ME as the final piece in making my harvester operational. The trip wire was a good idea, too. The meat we got was a little tough however. Look how rigid the meat is. My neighbor claims to be a decent chef as well. Time for a taste of our labors… Taste test! Verdict?

100 thoughts on “Primitive Technology: CRAFTING a Zombie Meat Harvester

  1. YOU FUCKING CANNIBAL!! HOW DID YOU SURVIVE EATING INFECTED MEAT?! YOU SHOULD BE A ZOMBIE BY NOW!

  2. Minecraft in real life (except you actually want to eat rotten flesh and zombies don’t die during the day)

  3. I know y'all work really hard on these videos, but there are so many little mistakes in this one!

  4. อีหยังของมันวะ..?😕

  5. I love that "you're my friend but I still have to slap you for this shoot" at the end. 10/10

  6. @ 3:00 (turn on captions to understand)
    What happens if you s**t ur self from ingesting too much rotten flesh?

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  8. Eating a flesh full of viruses but u haven't changed zombie yet…lol

  9. Hey no eating zombie meat YOULL GET POISION 5 like if u play Minecraft

  10. You can notice the mask on the stump and on the shadows at 2:00

  11. Wow this Minecraft mod and resource pack looks so realistic.. So realistic that my computer is already saying NO..

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