Stop Investigating Me! Or Else!


WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO
“THE LATE SHOW,.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. WELL TODAY, THERE REALLY IS JUST
ONE BIG STORY: AMERICA’S STEP-DADDY IS ANGRY.( LAUGHTER )
SEE, TRUMP AND CONGRESS HAVE BEEN IN A STANDOFF OVER
INVESTIGATIONS. UNTIL NOW, TRUMP HAS BLOCKED
EVERY REQUEST MADE BY HOUSE INVESTIGATORS AND DEMO-CRATES–
THEM THERE DEMO-CRATES — THEY HAVE A PAINFUL CASE OF THE BLUE
SUBPOENAS.( LAUGHTER )
SO THIS IS LEADING TO MORE AND MORE AND MORE OF THOSE
DEMO-CRATES TO THROW UP THEIR HANDS AND CALL FOR IMPEACHMENT. SO, THIS MORNING, NANCY PELOSI
HELD A MEETING TO CALM DOWN HER CAUCUS, AND SHE EMERGED TO SAY
THIS:>>WE BELIEVE NO ONE IS ABOVE
THE LAW, INCLUDING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND WE
BELIEVE THE PRESIDENT IS ENGAGED IN A COVER-UP.>>Stephen: IT’S CALLED BRONZER,
NANCY. IT’S CALLED BRONZER, NANCY, AND
HE’S NOT FOOLING ANYONE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I THOUGHT I COULD BEAT THEM. I THOUGHT I COULD BEAT THEM. AFTER THAT, PELOSI AND CHUCK
SCHUMER HEADED OVER TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A PRE-SCHEDULED
MEETING ON THEIR INFRASTRUCTURE DEAL. IF YOU REMEMBER A COUPLE OF
WEEKS AGO, MAKE A MONTH, THE DEMOCRATS PROPOSED A
$1 TRILLION INFRASTRUCTURE DEAL AND TRUMP SAID, “WHY NOT
$2 TRILL?” SO THEY SAID OKAY. TODAY WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE
HAMMERING OUT THE DETAILS AND VENMO-ING THE CASH, WITH A
LIG BRIDGE EMOJI OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.( LAUGHTER )
IT DIDN’T WORK OUT THAT WAY. ACCORDING TO PEOPLE IN THE ROOM,
TRUMP WALKED IN, DIDN’T SHAKE ANYONE’S HAND OR TAKE A SEAT,
AND LEFT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE COULD SPEAK. ALL TOLD, IT WAS OVER IN THREE
MINUTES.>>Audience: OOOOH!>>Stephen: ACCORDING TO
STORMY DANIELS, THAT’S TWO BONUS MINUTES.( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
NOW, TRUMP WALKED OUT THE DOOR, STRAIGHT TO THE ROSE GARDEN FOR
A NATIONALLY TELEVISED HISSY FIT, COMPLETE WITH A PODIUM
ADORNED WITH A PREPRINTED SIGN THAT SAID, “NO COLLUSION, NO
OBSTRUCTION.” BLOCK THE SEAL. VERY PRESIDENTIAL, I GOTTA SAY,
VERY PRESIDENTIAL. IT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT
JEFFERSON ADDRESSED THE CONTINENTAL CONGRESS BEHIND A
SIGN THAT SAID, “SALLY HEMMINGS, JUST A FRIEND.”( LAUGHTER )
TRUMP STARTED — HE STARTED THE WHOLE KID KITT AND CABOODLE BY
EXPLAINING WHY THE INFRASTRUCTURE MEETING WAS SO
SHORT.>>I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT I WALKED INTO THE ROOM, AND I TOLD SENATOR SCHUMER, SPEAKER
PELOSI, “I WANT TO DO INFRASTRUCTURE. I WANT TO DO IT MORE THAN YOU
WANT TO DO IT. I’D BE REALLY GOOD AT THAT. THAT’S WHAT I DO. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN’T DO IT UNDER THESE
CIRCUMSTANCES.”>>Stephen: SO TRUMP HAS A CLEAR
STANCE ON INFRASTRUCTURE.(AS TRUMP)
“IT’S MY WAY, OR NO HIGHWAY.”( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Jon: THAT’S ABOUT RIGHT. THAT SUMS IT UP, YEAH.>>Stephen: TRUMP WAS FURIOUS
ABOUT THE DEMOCRATS’ ONGOING EFFORTS TO BE CONGRESS, AND DREW
A LINE IN THE SAND.>>SO, I’VE SAID FROM THE
BEGINNING, RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING, THAT YOU PROBABLY
CAN’T GO DOWN TWO TRACKS. YOU CAN GO DOWN THE
INVESTIGATION TRACK. AND YOU CAN GO DOWN THE
INVESTMENT TRACK OR THE TRACK OF “LET’S GET THINGS DONE FOR THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE.”( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS )
>>Stephen: OKAY, WE JUST COUNTED THREE TRACKS, AND IT
STILL WENT OFF THE RAILS.( LAUGHTER )
THE SOURCE OF TRUMP’S RAGE WAS PELOSI’S MEETING THIS MORNING,
AND GROWING CALLS TO REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE.>>ALL OF A SUDDEN, I HEAR LAST
NIGHT, THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE A MEETING RIGHT BEFORE THIS
MEETING, TO TALK ABOUT THE “I” WORD. THE “I” WORD. CAN YOU IMAGINE?>>Stephen: I CAN.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪ I’M IMAGINING IT RIGHT NOW, AND
THAT’S–( LAUGHTER )
THAT’S WHY JIM’S SHOOTING ME FROM THE WAIST UP.( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERS )
SOLID FAMILY SHOW. THEN TRUMP LET US KNOW THAT HE’S
DENYING CONGRESS’ CONSTITUTIONAL POWERS FOR A NOBLE PURPOSE. IF SOME DAY A DEMOCRAT BECOMES
PRESIDENT, AND YOU HAVE A REPUBLICAN HOUSE, THEY CAN
IMPEACH HIM FOR ANY REASON– OR HER– ANY REASON. WE CAN’T ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN.>>Stephen: (AS TRUMP)
“WE CAN’T HAVE A WORLD WHERE REPUBLICANS IMPEACH A DEMOCRAT
FOR SOMETHING EVERYONE DOES, LIKE LYING ABOUT CHEATING ON
YOUR WIFE. OR HER WIFE.”( LAUGHTER )
THE PRESIDENT ALSO DEFENDED HIS SON, WHO HAS BEEN SUBPOENAED BY
THE SENATE.>>MY SON DON, WHO’S A GOOD
YOUNG MAN, WHO’S GONE THROUGH HELL.>>Stephen: (AS TRUMP)
“I MEAN, HE HAD ME AS A FATHER. THAT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN EASY. THAT IS– THAT IS– THAT’S A
ROUGH– THAT’S A TOUGH ROAD TO HOE.”>>Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS.>>Stephen: THEN HE RAMBLED ON
ABOUT THE PHONE CALLS THAT DON JR. MADE AFTER THE MEETINGS WITH
RUSSIANS AT TRUMP TOWER. IT’S LONG BEEN SUSPECTED THAT
ONE OF THOSE WAS TO HIS FATHER, TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE RUSSIANS. BUT THAT’S ALL CLEARED UP NOW?>>THREE CALLS… AFTER MASSIVE STUDY AND WORK,
THEY ACTUALLY FOUND WHO MADE THE CALLS. ONE WAS A FRIEND OF OURS, A REAL
ESTATE DEVELOPER. GREAT GUY. MOST OF YOU KNOW HIM. NICE GUY. LOVES OUR COUNTRY. AND THE OTHER ONE WAS THE HEAD
OF NASCAR. TWO OF THEM.>>Stephen: TWO OF THEM. WHAT ABOUT THE THIRD CALL?( LAUGHTER )
( AS TRUMP )
“LOOK, I’VE BEEN ACCUSED OF
EATING THREE PIES, BUT I HAVEN’T EATEN ANY PIE. WANT PROOF? HERE’S TWO OF THE PIES.( LAUGHTER )
NOW, DOES ANYONE HAVE SOME FLOSS? BECAUSE I GOT A LOT OF RHUBARB
IN MY TEETH.”( LAUGHTER )
BUT THIS SPEECH–( APPLAUSE )
“NEVER RUB ANOTHER MAN’S– NEVER RUB ANOTHER MAN’S RHUBARB.” BUT THIS SPEECH WAS UNUSUAL,
BECAUSE FOR ONCE, TRUMP ACTUALLY READ FROM HIS NOTES.>>I HAVE 19 SPECIAL COUNSEL
LAWYERS, 40 F.B.I. AGENTS. I SAID, “OPEN IT ALL UP! LET THEM HAVE WHATEVER THEY
WANT.” NEARLY 500 SEARCH WARRANTS–
THINK OF THAT, A SEARCH WARRANT, DID YOU EVER SEE A SEARCH
WARRANT BEFORE? NEITHER DID I.>>Stephen: I HAVE A FEELING
YOU’RE GOING TO BE SEEING SOME MORE.( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
TRUMP WAS READING OFF A
SO-CALLED “FACT SHEET” ABOUT THE MUELLER INVESTIGATION HIS TEAM
HANDED OUT TO THE CROWD. NOW, THEY GOT THIS FACT SHEET
FROM ABC NEWS. BUT HERE’S THE THING. THEY CONVENIENTLY LEFT OUT THE
SECOND PAGE, WHICH INCLUDED INFORMATION, LIKE SEVEN GUILTY
PLEAS, SIX TRUMP ASSOCIATES CHARGED, FOUR PEOPLE SENTENCED
TO PRISON… ♪ AND A CRIMINAL PRESIDENCY ♪
( APPLAUSE )

♪ THREE WEDDING RINGS ♪ USING ONLY HALF OF THAT GRAPHIC
IS LIKE WRITING A REVIEW AFTER WATCHING ONLY THE HALF OF
“TITANIC.” ( AS REVIEWER )
“I ENJOYED THE BIG SHIP AND THE SEX IN THE CAR. I SMELL A SEQUEL.”( LAUGHTER )
THEN IT WAS THE DEMOCRATS’ TURN TO HAVE A PRESS CONFERENCE, AND
NANCY PELOSI CALLED TRUMP OUT FOR NOT HAVING WHAT IT TAKES TO
GET A DEAL DONE.>>WE HAD HOPED THAT WE COULD
GIVE THIS PRESIDENT AN OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE A SIGNATURE
INFRASTRUCTURE INITIATIVE TO CREATE JOBS, TO IMPROVE THE
QUALITY OF LIFE, TO JUST DO SO MUCH FOR OUR COUNTRY. FOR SOME REASON– MAYYBE IT WAS
LACK OF CONFIDENCE ON HIS PART THAT HE REALLY COULDN’T COME–
MATCH THE GREATNESS OF THE CHALLENGE THAT WE HAVE.>>Jon: OOOOH! OOOH!>>Stephen: WOW. QUESTIONING HIS CONFIDENCE. “IT SEEMS PRESIDENT TRUMP
COULDN’T RISE TO THE CHALLENGE OF PUTTING UP LONG BRIDGES AND
DEEP TUNNELS. IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF
PRESIDENTS HIS AGE.”( LAUGHTER )
LATER IN THE DAY, PELOSI WAS AT A DIFFERENT EVENT AND SHE RAISED
THE STAKES. THIS IS WHY I THINK THE
PRESIDENT WAS SO STEAMED THIS MORNING. IN PLAIN SIGHT, IN THE PUBLIC
DOMAIN, THIS PRESIDENT IS OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE AND HE’S
ENGAGED IN A COVER-UP. AND THAT COULD BE AN IMPEACHABLE
OFFENSE.>>Stephen: WHAT? WHAT DID SHE SAY, AN IMPEACHABLE
OFSSS! JUST SAY IT, NANCY. STOP TEASING US. “HEY, KIDS, GET IN THE CAR! WE’RE GOING TO THE DISME OFSSS
STORE.”

96 thoughts on “Stop Investigating Me! Or Else!

  1. Wish he could use some nasal spray or Vick’s vapor rub so we don’t have to listen to him trying to breathe

  2. Colbert has been losing ever since the election. You lost the collusion narrative! Your comedy now sucks! lol

  3. Colbert should market himself as THE LAUGHING LEFT WING COMISSAR OF COMEDY AND OF OTHER MATTERS OF ATTITUDE AND POLITICALLY CORRECT LANGUAGE, etc. etc. You know how they are

  4. The Trump family are big criminal liar's they should be locked up already

  5. How does anyone with a half a brain watch this no talent liberal idiot..

  6. Heroes and Villains. I watched movies a lot. Yesterday I went to the biggest theatre here. There are 12 theater playing, godzilla, alladin and so on. But I never watched any. Just no urge to part with my money. I realised today we are watching the biggest super villain in action live. What movie can match the villain that threatens world peace? Only Thanos, the villain that threaten universe peace, I watched that and that was the last. Its very exciting and of course depressing because its real. So who is going to stop this villain, is it the congress, the people, or the rest of world united? Its exciting, after all he is sitting in the most powerful position in the world.

  7. Hey!! Everybody were so gracious about that black guy in both his terms………

  8. Why does Trump think that congress can't multitask? This is the same guy who wants to lower taxes and build a wall and introduce tariffs comma so he wants to do three stupid things at once but he thinks that congress only do one thing at a time?

  9. Oh.. and what is the I word? oh! IMPEACHMENT. Trump is afraid to say impeachment. Donny JR., young man? yeah, comparing with Chuck Grassley, who is 100 years old. He is an old man with children, divorced like his daddy.

  10. Why does such a Pathetic Man with such a big mouth have such Tiny hands?

  11. As of this moment, there are 37k likes and 1.6k dislike (only 4%). The 37% Trump supporters are lagging way behind.

  12. No one is really doing anything, it seems everybody is in on it, democracy is done… Not a good sign for human kind.

  13. "For some reason, maybe for lack of confidence on his part that he couldn't match the greatness of the challenge that we before us". – Rep. Nancy Pelosi

  14. Can you imagine talking about the I word after everything that happened

  15. He's just a distraction
    While Nazis on the SCOTUS finished destroying the Bill of Rights and Constitution

  16. has anyone alerted Lona from orangutan island that one of her juvenile orangutans has escaped,and it would be a great relief to America if she came and retrieved him…please…

  17. I think Trump may be lying, he has a classic tell for anyone who hasn't caught on to it yet……..He talks! The biggest con artist and liar in U.S. history. He's also by all accounts of those who know him (without a vested interest to protect him) tell of cruel, manipulative, womanizing, racist, hypocritical, and adderall snorting asshole who is destroying our country.

  18. Hi, Theodore

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  19. Hey guys …keep an eye on D.J Trump..cuz knowing his personality..he probably will do something even worse like terrorist attack then suicide ..!!!!!
    suicide

  20. Wants to do infrastructure? Well, we could start with a high speed rail system and perhaps even fill in with some new dam's, roads and interplanetary space travel. Now that is infrastructure. Also a global network that includes solar and wind power would be nice. Our country is crumbling into ruin. And will end up with nothing if we keep electing morons who get free rent on the public dime and living in the White House.

  21. what is really sad is that this egotistical megalomaniac who is undeniably a paranoid narcissist, a pathological liar yet a patriot….. and so you choose him as your leader. sums up the American psyche ! thanks America….. so tremendous Democracy is such a gift … so true

  22. this guy is the biggest criminal since the great Al Capone… something he will lay claim to …tremendous crimes..
    watch him … he and his crew (family – even his son is called "DON" — irony or what) are filling their pockets with the with your taxes…. yet he paid none himself.

  23. Gone through hell my ass!! He went through hell about like trump did. If he wasn't a crook like his daddy he wouldn't have to worry about it.

  24. The I word? I prefer the P word. Prison. And then throw away the key.

  25. Look at all the Ignorant Brainless Liberal Shit for Brain's, Look they are still trying to learn how to Wipe their own ASS

  26. Really Nancy.. if you really believe hes despicable you would get him and his henchmen out of the White House into prison

  27. “Welcome to the Late Show, a show that used to be comedy, used to be respected, but now is nothing but Liberal shilling disguised as “Entertainment”. I’m your propagandist,Stephen Colbert. Hey,did you guys know-Orange Man Bad?”
    [mindless laughter and applause of an audience with TDS] EVERYTIME,ALWAYS

  28. Get use to the investigation, Trump!!not going to stop till your bankrupt Trump criminal Organization falls along with you!!lol what a dangerous nut!

  29. Nancy, do your damn job!!! Get him out of there. If you can't do that at least make his life and his freak show life a misery.

  30. Nancy Pelosi is trump's biggest enabler in the trump criminal enterprise. Nancy, you need to step down. You are not worth the position in the most important office in the legislature.

  31. Hey, out of oxygen 300 lb tub of lard, why don't you take a whiff of oxygen before you start breathing through the congested traffic in your nose!

  32. It has just occurred to me that Trump is nothing more than a Salesman.! A slimy dirty salesman who is trying to sell us all something in convincing us that we need it in a lot of us have bought into it because we're just consumers and we fall in for the advertisements. Think about it when he wants you to buy something he repeats it over and over and over again but if he wants to skip pass something he tries to not even bring it up and casein point he refers to impeachment as the I word because he doesn't even want the word to come out of his mouth because he knows that if he does that it might catch on the way he intends what he repeats to catch on. The dude is a New York City mob boss criminal pussy grabbing lying narcissistic racist dividing a**** who thinks of himself as a dictator or a king and we should all be so lucky as to kiss his ass! Will Republicans a lot of us are not going to trade what you call a good economy which is simply your version of really really rich people throwing us a few crumbs because I don't see anybody's life around me improving financially. I don't have any investments in the stock market do you? I am not going to buy what he's selling because what he's selling is our patriotism, our moral High Ground, our consistent belief that we are all in this together, and if you all simply vote for him because he has an r in front of his name remember that he spent most of his life as a Democrat and he even gave Hillary Clinton a million dollars for her campaign. Those are facts deal with it.

  33. Nanny needs to glue her teeth in better ..they are slipping.

  34. Just looking at trump and hearing his voice, fills me with gross disgust. Why couldn't he spend the rest of his presidency in north korea?

  35. When I get down about all this vileness. You make me laugh, thanks.

  36. I think I'll be riding the rails with the investigating feds, quite frankly.

  37. "Let them have all they want." They want your Tax Returns for the last 7 year's. Maybe 10, not sure.

  38. A GROUP A LATINS CALL PEOPLE LIKE YOU " MAL PARIDOS DE LA PATRIA". MEANING: ABORTIVES, BASTARDS, THAT BECAUSE GREED, FAME DESTROY THEIR COUNTRY. AMERICANS ARE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING. AND YOU, CNN, COUMO, ALDERSON, ACOSTA, PALOSI THAT LAWLESS WOMAN ARE "THE BEST UNPATRIOTICS IN THE WORLD" YOU DESERVE AN AWARD. YOU ARE A MEDIOCRE COMEDIAN, AND NOW YOU ARE A OLD, PATHETIC MOCKER AND UNPATRIOTIC. SHANE ON YOU.

  39. Mr grand stander! Just wants to look good. Doesn't care if the country goes down the toilet.

  40. Is be really good at it, what an exotic comment. They can't get past your scandals to do work.

  41. Or you can go down the investigation track and seize Trump organization's assets as proceeds from a criminal enterprise, like money laundering for which he's been fined twice while admitting guilt. Just look at the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network press release dated 3/6/15. People who said the Mueller investigation was too expensive, Manafort's assets seized actually turned a profit. Investigate trump & Giuliani's ties with the Khrapunovs running from #MoneyLaundering in Kazakhstan, shell company Kazbay that Giuliani setup involves trump's other crime buddy, Felix Sater of Bayrock and Trump SoHo, where three units were sold to the Khrapunovs who used dirty money. Trump has been in trouble over and over for not caring where the money comes from. Failure to do due diligence. Money laundering his way around the world. Violates the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act and wants it gone, said it's a stupid law because bribery is necessary to do business with foreign governments. He's got a virtual cemetery of skeletons in the closet that have nothing to do with his "presidency" which is a reality show for likes and ratings. I don't think our adversaries, whom he thinks are such close personal friendships, give a rat's ass about followers and ratings. Putin looks at trump with derision and trump doesn't even notice, instead he shakes his hand and says you didn't interfere in the election, did you… Putin feared Hillary Clinton and laughs at trump. Trump is such a narcissist he thinks Putin is laughing with him.

  42. hey colbert , i see yr name on the frequent flier list fr pedo island with kimmel . Hows come the list is all democrats ? Kinda speaks for it self . Trump banned epstien after he tried to molest a friends daughter . So Trump banned the looser ! The dems , bill , hillary , kimmel , colbert , they all went epstien , SCORE , High Five ! Teenage molesting baby murdering idiots ! And for what ? A potential vote . Wow

  43. This guy is not funny and acts like a child to get his point across.

  44. Everyone who goes against trump mysteriously gets fired,or bashed in public etc..

  45. I mean if a president can get impeach for a blow job WHY?!?!?! IS THIS CHEETOO WANABE STILL IN OFFICE ,OR ALIVE 🤷🤦

  46. It would be so refreshing if the idea of being a public servant entered into this president's calculations, even just once. And I am so sick of politics being reduced to an abstraction, a mere game in which "winning"- at any and all costs- is the only thing which matters. Also, Rupert Murdoch, the late Roger Ailes, Breitbart, etc.- everybody who went into making FOXNews what it is today does not have a functioning conscience and definitely DOES NOT care about this country; otherwise, they would report honestly and not portray half the country as enemies- which is done, in part, by making up ridiculous stances and claiming that those on the Left hold such positions or believe nonsensical or impractical things. This president shouldn't discourage the straight media sources, either (major newspapers), as these are NOT liberal media but factual, middle-of-the-road publications which he happens to find PERSONALLY threatening because they do not flatter him the way propaganda or slanted/biased sources with clear agendas do. (There ARE liberal media- several news magazines come to mind- but the Wash.Post and NY Times aren't them.) No matter what, it's good to read and watch as much of a variety as possible, but it's ESPECIALLY important for us to not take one another as enemies. Assumptions are being made about what others believe, and we don't even know one another yet! Does even a potential disagreement make someone irredeemable- ? We know better than to act this way. Maybe our leaders are obsessed with besting one another, but that isn't a behavior which we, the people, are obligated to imitate. They are meant to work for us- that is ALL of them. For ALL OF US. If we're going to restore even a little sociability here, then it will be up to us regular people to take the lead; all these others are too busy right now, too consumed with avoiding the messy work of actually doing their jobs.

  47. No collusion, no obstruction, could mean that if there was collusion, it would be considered obstruction.

  48. Zionist ….cousin with Ben….Natan…yahuuuu. Iran is not your Foe. Israel is your foe.

  49. 500 search warrants – you have to wonder how someone with such questionable character is in power.

  50. How the hell did Trump earned his money, if he not even can count from one to three.

  51. No show without bashing TRUMP, no wonder so few people watch this cocksucker Cornholebert.

  52. Atleast one thing about Trump…you can’t really satire him…he satires himself.

    He really is a political comedians wet dream

  53. As incredible that it is Law has no power within its self, If a captain with its crew made the rules and gave them self loopholes in their power as captain and crew no one can apply the rules to them making them lawless. It is only a moral authority to not brake the rules so when someone uses its power to fight its own Congress and Country we could ask why?

  54. Well, Nancy was being mean by picking on the family moron first.

    He must be having lip quivers right now, knowing nothing he says will keep Daddy Warbucks from reaming his ass when he gets home. And his sister Ivanka, (not the one they're trying to put up for adoption), will be primly smirking while he takes a spanking.

    So traumatic.

  55. Okay, now everyone can get mad, Tiny Hands has broken the time barrier, or YT, can't tell which.

    But every posted comment here shows a date of four months ago !

  56. Seriously!!, How many times as America draped the flag over crimes done by US citizens, celebrities in foreign countries. Gosh where would anyone get the WRONG impression of America and its laws. The hipocracy is staggering.

  57. To what’s the problem with all of you people ? If you don’t want to deal with any of this then don’t ! That’s not hard to do ! Don’t have to be assholes cause obviously I’m gonna be an asshole right back ! Y’all disrespect me then I’m gonna disrespect you right back ! Like always ! So stay on your side of the fence and I’ll stay on mine ! Keep your advertising and excuses and spying and tricks and lies and all the other aggravation & I’ll mind my business ! What’s so hard about that ? Simple enough ! Nobody ends up getting mad or into arguments or feeling disrespected ! Otherwise your asking to start a war ! Literally ! Online and offline ! Not hard and everyone is happy ! As far as Selena she can tell me or have one of her friends if I bother her or if something bothers her with her picture ! Technically none of you should even know about her pictures ! I tell her cause I’m honest ! I don’t want to hide anything or make her uncomfortable ! She won’t hesitate to say anything if it offends her or pisses her off I’m sure I’d know in a minute ! Cause this is going down the wrong road and ain’t nobody gonna be too happy if that shit keeps up ! It’s just unnecessary ! I don’t want anything from any of you anyway ! I only talk to Selena and ask her – and I haven’t even bothered lately cause it’s idk ? Who knows ? I know she certainly doesn’t like Donny trump and neither do I – do worst come to worse I always figured we could at least get rid of his adorable ass and get this resolved ! The crown prince took responsibility ! At least it’s out in the open and he accepted responsibility ! It’s a start – but the earthquake and tornado and snowstorm ? Just not a good situation !!! Flying grasshopper !! Warning signs ! Ten years ago too ! I just don’t see the point in going back and forth mouthing off – won’t end good for either side ! Plus when this ends you don’t want to get slapped a felony charge either ! Just aggravation ! Or bump into one another and have some kind of blow out ! It’s not worth it ! So I don’t know what y’all are gonna do or want but just leave it alone ! Don’t start that stuff again ! That’s madness ! I’ll be texting Vladimir all night long if I gotta – I quit getting in trouble ! I’ve been in it my whole life – it’s not fun or cool it’s sickening and stressful ! I’d go delete all Selena’s pictures if it bothered her ! Obviously ! I don’t go on social media unless I’m provoked and just to vent ! If it was a two way conversation then I would all the time but I end up texting myself and asking and answering the same question ! So now I just leave it alone and if anyone wants to get rid of the criminals in Washington then I would and if anyone spoke English I would respond right back ! I’m not gonna harass or bother her all the time and I don’t know anyone else too much just her friends and donnys people ! Nah I wouldn’t bother with them ! Not my people ! I’m a different breed ! I got honor and live by a code ! A moral compass and compassion ! Respect and integrity ! Which I haven’t seen too much of online ! Beside the people I’ve been texting ! I just don’t know how anything is ever going to ever get resolved ? I refuse to keep doing the usual it hasn’t gotten anyone anywhere ! I tried – it’s only another two months or so and the dust will settle ! If it were up to me I wouldn’t wait another two min – I hate Donny and hate being here and going through this – I don’t get any directions or suggestions or answers I suggest countless things from sports to broadway to vacation to staying home to meeting or anything in between ! Come here – all of it is fine be fun – I just don’t know anyone that could do this and keep trying to get it fixed or resolved but no luck ! If any of you did it over and over and never got any results or progress what would you guys do ? I would if just went to the person no matter who it was ! Even if it was Logan ! I’d be tired of this and tired of Donny and be over it done with this ! I just won’t and can’t understand what could or is the problem ? Nothing has ever changed from the beginning ! If I’m innocent and their guilty and I have the evidence and can help America and everyone in between what could possibly be the problem ? A year ago maybe cause of the investigation but not anymore for a long long time ! I don’t know ? Life is much simpler for me it’s only two choices ever ! Yes or no or all or Nathan ! Go big or go home ! Especially now that Armageddon is knocking at the front door ! Nothing to lose or to be ashamed about if things don’t change soon then the planet is done anyway ! Shit I would have gone and gotten this resolved with Vladimir and Mohammad already this is ridiculous ! So annoying ! I’d be there in the morning and done by the evening ! Only thing to fear in life is the fear of not doing something or not trying to do it ! So what if you fail or make a mistake ! So just keep me posted if y’all want to get tings straight and move forward with the best results for everyone except Donny of course ! He’s fucked either way ! That’s my girlfriend ! Nah he’s adorable tho I like the fox on his head and that sexy thang thang ! The gibberish too plus those moron rallies are fantastic ! Inspiring ! Oh big time couldn’t imagine being front row in one of those circus’s ! Across from Donny well at least in his sight close by ! We got a great relationship nowadays ! He even wants me to cough on him !! So just holla at me ! Don’t be having that kind of shitty attitude like on yahoo ! I’ll do whatever ! I always do ! I’m a soldier ! Tell my Selena I love her’ of course ! She’s my girlfriend ! Unless I’ve been secretly talking to Vladimir ? And I can’t fantasize or marry him or even think about anything ridiculous like dat ! Revolting ! I want to go make love to my baby girl ! So go ask her if she will be my wife and marry me and go disappear with me like ASAP ! She knows I would do anything for her any time it’s my pleasure ! She’s sweet and kind ! Plus the most beautiful person inside and outside in the world ! So pass on the message ! I don’t want to go text her and get shutdown ! But she knows I would be her friend and boyfriend or anything and be cool with anything she wanted ! I keep pushing cause I love her ! I love you Selena Marie Gomez ! I feel stupid asking her or mentioning it – I just don’t want to offend her or upset her !

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