Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele


[bell rings] – ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y’ALL. I’M Y’ALL’S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER,
MR. GARVEY. I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS
IN THE INNER CITY, SO DON’T EVEN THINK
ABOUT MESSING WITH ME. Y’ALL FEEL ME?
– MM-HMM. – OKAY.
LET’S TAKE ROLL HERE. JAY QUELLIN. WHERE’S JAY QUELLIN AT? NO JAY QUELLIN HERE? – [clears throat]
– YEAH. – UH, DO YOU MEAN JACQUELINE? – OKAY. SO THAT’S
HOW IT’S GONNA BE. Y’ALL WANNA PLAY. OKAY, THEN. I GOT MY EYE ON YOU,
JAY QUELLIN. BALAKAY. WHERE IS BALAKAY AT? THERE’S NO BALAKAY HERE TODAY? YES, SIR. – MY NAME IS BLAKE.
– BL… ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND? [mocking voice] BLAKE.
WHAT? DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR, BALAKEY?
– NO. – ‘CAUSE WE COULD GO TO WAR.
– NO. – I’M FOR REAL.
I’M FOR REAL. SO YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF. DEE-NICE. IS THERE A DEE-NICE? IF ONE OF Y’ALL SAYS
SOME SILLY-ASS NAME… THIS WHOLE CLASS
IS GONNA FEEL MY WRATH. NOW, DEE-NICE.
– DO YOU MEAN DENISE? – SON OF A BITCH! YOU SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT,
RIGHT NOW. – DENISE?
– YOU SAY IT RIGHT. – DENISE.
– CORRECTLY. – DENISE.
– RIGHT. – DENISE.
– RIGHT. – DEE-NICE.
– THAT’S BETTER. – [sighs]
– THANK YOU. NOW, AY-AY-RON. WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE IS AY-AY-RON RIGHT NOW? NO AY-AY RON, HUH? WELL, YOU BETTER BE SICK,
DEAD, OR MUTE, AY-AY-RON! – HERE.
OH, MAN. – WHY DIDN’T YOU ANSWER ME
THE FIRST TIME I SAID IT, HUH? – HUH?
– YOU KNOW, I’M JUST ASKING YOU. I SAID IT,
LIKE, FOUR TIMES. SO WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY IT THE
FIRST TIME I SAID, “AY-AY-RON?” – BECAUSE IT’S PRONOUNCED
“AARON.” – SON OF A BITCH!
[clattering] YOU DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY RON,
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS ON DOWN TO OH-SHAG-HENNESY’S OFFICE
RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID! – WHO?
– OH-SHAG-HENNESY! – PRINCIPAL O’SHAUGHNESSY? – GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN
CLASSROOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT OFF
IN YOUR ASS! INSUBORDINATE… AND CHURLISH. TYM-OH-THEE. – PRESENT.
– THANK YOU!

100 thoughts on “Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele

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  2. I've had people misspelling my name. It was written like Corlos, Carles, Cairlos, Karlos and Carlose so i know how it feels for anyone who are called as same as this people.

  3. What's in the jar at the beginning?

    Also, props to the teacher for the chalk drawing of the female anatomy and the legible chalk writing!

    I could never make out what my teacher wrote on the board – maybe that's why I failed all my tests 😭

  4. Bro This Man Can't Say Names Right And He Is Getting Mad Because The Students Are Telling Him Correct Names And He Flips Out

  5. Only BLACK and other minority can relate to this video. Thank you these two legends LMAO

  6. 2:20 Did he just pointing at Ay-Ay-Ron wth both index and pinkie? Damn! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. 0:55
    "My name is Blake…"
    "*drops clipboard* Are you outta yo goddamn mind?" I'm dying bruh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  8. 0:27 raises left hand and immediately at 0:28 raises the right hand. Inconsistency in filming.

  9. Yo the whole time I would’ve just been like yup that’s me I’m jahkay

  10. Funny as hell….and I don't care what the joy police have to say about it!

  11. Context plz.

    All I got was he was pronouncing the names wrong.
    That's in itself is not that funny.

    So, there got to be some context

  12. This video has more views then I have friends
    1 like equals 1 friend
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  13. So he is basically admitting as a black man that black people have fucked up names and it's okay to laugh.

  14. Thanks Key & Peele, now at work all I hear is: Hey A-A-ron.. Appreciate it😝

  15. The0dds1out:
    James: Balake do we got a Balake here?
    Blake: my name is Blake
    James: are you out of your god damn mind

  16. It's like the teacher is an sjw and the class is everybody else that's normal.

  17. I remember my junior year of high school on the first day of school I walked into my history class and my teacher showed us this videoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it was funny

  18. My teacher used to show these in school and everyone thought they were hilarious. I thought they were dumb

  19. The number of likes i have
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  20. β€œIf one of y’all say one silly ass name this whole class is gon feel my wrath” manπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚βœŒπŸΎ

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  22. "[mocking voice] Bleeeyk" I've been on this video countless times and this part always and will always get me dying

  23. "[mocking voice] Bleeeyk" I've been on this video countless times and this part always and will always get me dying

  24. I freaking love Key and Peele so much.πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

  25. Why are Aaron and Blake wearing safety goggles at roll call at the start of what looks to be a theoretical lesson?

  26. I normally work at a Walmart in SW Wyoming but have been helping get stuff out of the back room at 1 ~ 200 miles east and have been thinking about this all week because 1 guy I've been working with is named Aaron.

  27. When the sub points at Aaron he points at him with a pinkie and a finger πŸ€ŸπŸ˜‚

  28. This is an absolute classic. I've watched it innumerable times over the past couple of years, just had to come get another dose. Not only is the bit funny as hell, but the folks playing the put-upon suburbanite students do a great job. Also, the actress playing Denise/Dee-nice is absolutely stunning.

  29. I love how the students are just completely dumbfounded and the sub is completely aggressive the whole time

  30. I just KNOW someone in the comments mentioned the stud next to Timothy, so I won't even scroll to check before I post this.

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