Average Andy at the U.S. Open

By now, you all know my executive producer, Andy, is very, very, very, very average. [AUDIENCE APPLAUSE] Not in every way, but in…

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Let’s Make a Trade!

– I like to educate people. I wanted to be a teacher when I was a little kid. I wanted to be a…

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Ellen’s Viagra Commercial

– PORTIA AND I DID SO MUCH THIS PAST WEEKEND. LISTEN TO THESE ACTIVITIES: TENNIS, GOLF, BALLROOM DANCING, MOTOCROSS RACING. THOSE WERE ALL…

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