Target Commercial – SNL


A BIG EMPTY PARKING LOT YOU CAN
COME SIT IN FOR A SEC. WITH OVER 500 EMPTY SPOTS AS FAR
AS THE ICAHN SEE, TARGET’S PARKING LOT IS THE PERFECT PLACE
TO STARE OUT, BANG YOUR HEAD ON YOUR STEERING WHEEL, OR TEXT A
FRIEND, I HONESTLY CAN’T WITH THEM TODAY.
YOU CAN EVEN PUT YOUR SEAT ALL THE WAY FLAT AND THEN PUT IT
BACK UP AGAIN. THAT TOOK A COUPLE SECONDS.
OR TURN OFF YOUR CAR’S IGNITION AND LOOK AT YOUR BREATH FOR A
WHILE. AND WHILE YOU’RE THERE, WHY NOT
MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH A STRANGER IN ANOTHER CAR?
AND WITHOUT EITHER OF YOU SAYING A WORD, COMMUNICATE THE ENTIRE
STORY OF YOUR DAY. WANT TO KILL MORE TIME?
HEAD INSIDE. YOU CAN WANDER A CLOTHES AISLE
AND THINK TO YOURSELF, OH, YEAH, MASAMO.
PLOP DOWN BY THE BRAS AND ADD RANDOM NUMBERS ON YOUR CALCULATE
LETTER OR GO TO OUR TOY SECTION AND JUST LAY DOWN BACK THERE.
AND HERE’S A TIP. CHECK OUT THE PLAY-DOH.
OPEN THE BLUE ONE AND — SURPRISE, WE HID A FLASK IN
THERE FOR YOU. BOTTOMS UP, GIRL, YOU DESERVE
IT. SO THIS THANKSGIVING, TELL YOUR
PARENTS YOU’RE GOING TO GRAB SOMETHING FROM TARGET REAL
QUICK, COME KICK IT, THEN GO HOME AND TELL THEM THEY DIDN’T
HAVE IT. IT WILL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
TARGET. BUY YOURSELF SOME TIME.
>>YOU DO HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL THIS, THOUGH.
>>WHAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Target Commercial – SNL

  1. At the beginning I thought this was a real ad and was looking for the skip button

  2. Now I’m always going to look in the blue play dough at target…

  3. 0:52 me with other African Americans in minority spaces

  4. I had it on auto play, at first, I thought it was a real ad.😂

  5. When you have to have a particular political stance to think something is funny… it's not funny. That's one thing that has always been true about SNL: Politics trumps genuine humor.

  6. Y'all I really did hang out in the Target parking lot forty minutes away from my college campus many times in 2017 so this isn't inaccurate.

  7. it's soooooo pathetic that liberals feel this way. i think they are over emotional because it confirms they are fucking losers and will never be respected. america hates you, shut the fuck up and leave already.

  8. My target parking lot is actually always the biggest parking lot in town because it also has some small stores, HEB, Jack in the Box, Taco Bell, and Chick Fil A in it.

  9. i did this when i was in my teens, skipping school, and just being extremely depressed lmao

  10. If you guys have a minute a listen would be greatly appreciated. Thanks https://open.spotify.com/track/2BiK0tUXWGknsxpHBICioO?si=0UV4Y4amRPitL8-lq0pl-g

  11. Legit forgot I was watching the video and thought it was an actual ad

  12. Why is this my whole entire life right now. Capitalism will be the death of me

  13. every SNL skit after Trump just SUCKS…….when humor is getting political it stops to be funny

  14. dude when i started the video i was so confused why a target ad kept mentioning thanksgiving but then i remembered that's what the video is. wow i'm really running on two brain cells rn

  15. The difference in the election results is that if the communists had won the presidency, there wouldn't be anything on those store shelves. You'd be standing in line for bread.

  16. Who else is gonne go to Target now and check the blue Play-Dough?

  17. I have had the sit in a Target parking lot moment or two.

  18. This has the feel of trying to waste time when you finish an exam early, being with racist sexist family is the adult version

  19. Oh yeah, I've done this to get away from the family for a minute. Women used to hide in the bathroom for a moment of peace, but they're onto us now.

  20. I clicked on this and thought that it was a real add, and I was like wtf it’s not even thanks giving lol.

  21. I miss wasting so much time at my nearby Target. Its closed now. 😭

  22. when will people stop joking about capitalism and stand up to be counted .

  23. What does "Come kick it" mean? Does "Come kick it" mean, "come and have a good time"?

  24. In the UK we have all sorts of super market car parks for this purpose

  25. I'll tell you why they have such huge parking lots: because they build them and hope they can attract other businesses, even if it means letting them use their parking lots.

  26. It's true target has big open empty parking lots but just because that's a true observation doesn't mean this commercial wasn't boring and unfunny and probably written by a woman because of the type of humor attempted.

  27. I clicked on the video and when it started playing, I ignored it thinking it was a legitimate Target ad.

  28. I thought the beginning was an actual commercial and I was like wtf it’s August 😂

  29. Do not open the blue clay dough. There is no flask inside. I checked and got escorted off the premises.

  30. (Person trying to get attention by honestly saying a video on YouTube that they clicked on was an ad): I hOnEsTlY tHoUgHt ThIs WaS a ReAl CoMmErCiAl

  31. When I worked at Target my girlfriend at the time would bring me sex for lunch and we would have it right there in the parking lot. Those were the days.

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