100 thoughts on “The Website is Down Episode #4: Sales Demolition (NSFW)

  1. this is awesome i love it. wish there were more episodes of it

  2. The Recompute Base Encryption Key Hash Button FAQ Page is hilarious if you read it hahahah.

    # 3

    You morons have destroyed my whole network with this recompute base encryption key button!!!

    OK that's not a question! Now we know you want to give your opinion but let's stick to the format! 

    LOOOL

  3. "wait…what does that do?…" <–you NEVER want to hear your tech guy say this…

  4. Like if you got here from the rope from CGP Grey's video about Daylight Savings Time.

  5. Once a World of Warcraft server went down for maintenance. Safe to say I trashed my mothers basement and complained to /r/theredpill about it.

  6. Please read the Single Sign On page,the options are hilarious! Central Authentication Fumbler and Starship Enterprise Sign On Engine, wow. Very well done indeed.

  7. This BOH is way to fucking nice.  The original BOH was an I.T. Jujitsu master.

  8. Love the Single Sign on app categories that he checks for username change.

    'Smart Ass card'
    'Starship Enterprise Sign on Engine'

  9. "I'm coming by your office with an AK-47 to discuss your software."
    My god, if only FAQ's were actually this trolly!

  10. This. Is. Awesome.

    For the record, everyone, please be nice to people whose job is to help you. Their job doesn't get easier just because you yell at them.

  11. "…Dude, you know what I just realized?"
    "What?"
    "This is not my fucking problem."

    LMAO!

  12. A sysadmin is like a waiter. He gets paid piss and can still spit in your food.

  13. Why couldnt Nancy use her old username for the VPN until the presentation finished…and then change the username??

  14. was that "passwordchanger" distro i saw??? lol i use that for work from time to time too.

  15. I love that he tried to be honest about it. It's not his fault the users are all morons. 🙂

  16. No joke, I actually know someone who's voice sounds exactly like Nancy's and everytime she talks I think, "Your brats are here" lol.

  17. Самые эффективные методы увеличения продаж смотрите на нашем канале. https://www.youtube.com/user/Salestrening

  18. This just doesn't get old, eveytime I come back to it I notice some more subtle details 🙂
    "kybrd hs n vwls"
    And I lost my shit… again 😀

  19. Come on CGP…
    i was expecting a valid reason to commit suicide.

    Disappointed.

  20. LOL at 69,000 urgent tickets, and zero of any other category. Everyone thinks their shit is super important. Sales reps are the worst.

  21. Now in 2017, the Intel Core i9 is finally released. Well done Intel.

  22. This is a highly accurate depiction of enterprise software in the early 2000's. It's just as bad now

  23. "Please make my user name………… nancyjeaninejohnsonjohnson" "HR assured me you could make this change without any problem"

  24. i wonder if he is actually that fast with stuff.. i feel like he can't be

  25. At 9:48 they certainly nailed the Intel Core i9 name prediction and almost the prediction of the base frequency for the top i9 single core perfomance. Core i9-7900X has 3.3 Ghz = 3300 Mhz, close enough. That shows how much attention they put on the details.

  26. 1:19 Open Tickets: 69,105. Extremely Urgent: 69,105. Urgent: 0. Standard: 0.

  27. lol tfw you accidentally shut down a server or do something accidentally and it takes the whole enterprise down.

    i once wanted to log into a Windows Server, we had a keyboard plugged into it so I went up and pressed CTRL+ALT+DEL. it didn't work so I did it again. I checked the keyboard and it was actually plugged into our web proxy (supplies Internet access to all users) – it is linux based so CTRL+ALT+DEL restarted it. 15 mins with no Internet for all users 😀

  28. I'm here in 2019 to tell you, that Core i9, you know from the outro, has become a reality.
    I'll go back to 2052 now, bye.

  29. 10 years later and I'm STILL noticing little details in this video, like how one of the usernames is typoed: DaivdR

  30. What I find really funny was Chip forgot his one letter password from before.

  31. if you go to sucktech.com now its a funny placeholder site. wish they kept the original from this video. kept pausing to read the text, so funny lol

  32. I love these so much. Did I see the user "Goonswarm" in single sign on xD? Fly dangerously 😉

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