Top 10: Scariest Adverts
Compiled by: HelloImAPizza #10 “Zombie”
2011, UK [Screams] Oh dear, the Samsung Tocco Icon is only £59.95 on pay as you go. [Whispering] Phones 4u, missing our
deals will haunt you. #9 “Deep End”
The Meth Project
2011, USA If I had asked, “What does meth do to your brain?” “Does meth make you hear voices?” Or, if I asked… “Can’t you just stop doing meth?” My mom wouldn’t be asking… “What did you do?!” “Honey?!” [Yelling] #8 “This is a Special Time”
Little Baby’s Ice Cream
2012, USA There’s good reason for my glistening skin. And how I shine, and how my pores are so clean and clear. I eat ‘Little Baby’s Ice Cream’ It keeps me young. It keeps me ‘light on my feet’. I spring from activity, to activity. I love my job, I love my life. When you eat Little Baby’s Ice Cream, you’ll wink and nod, and hug, and high-five each other with great enthusiasm. This is a special time. Little Baby’s Ice Cream: Ice Cream, is a feeling. #7 “Little Girl”
2011, UK (Screams) Hello? The Samsung Tocco Icon is only £59.95 on pay as you go. [Whispering] Phones 4u, missing our
deals will haunt you. #6 “Mental Wealth”
Sony – Playstation
1999, UK Let me tell you what bugs me about
human endeavour. I’ve never been the human in question, have you? Mankind went to the moon, I don’t even know where Grimsby is. Forget progress by proxy: land on your own moon, It’s no longer about what they can achieve, out there on your behalf. But what we can experience, up here, in our own time. It’s called… mental wealth. #5 “13”
Alton Towers Resort
2010, UK If you go down to the woods today, you’d better not go… alone. [Whispering] Thirteen. #4 “Spider”
Audi – RS4
2005, UK [Car radio: “it wriggled and jiggled and
tickled inside her–“] “The new Audi RS4 quattro” ‘”Vorsprung durch technik”
[“Lead by technology”] #3 “Baby Doll”
Sony – Playstation 3
2006, USA [Baby voice] Mama… #2 “Car”
Warning: this ad is a ‘screamer’ So wach warst du noch nie.
[You have never been so awake.] [Whispering] K-fee.
Kaffee in hohen dosen.
[Coffee in high doses.] #1 “Judderman”
2000, UK Beware The Judderman, my dear, when the moon is fat. Sharp of tounge and spindle limbed he is and cunning. With sweetened talk of schnapps and Metz and the deliciousness of Judders. But schnapps though sweet, has teeth my love and sharpened ones at that. Beware The Judderman, my dear, when the moon is fat.