Totino’s with Kristen Stewart – SNL


>>GO, GO, GO, TOUCHDOWN!
>>IS EVERYONE ENJOYING THE BIG GAME?
>>COME ON BABE, DON’T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW SPORTS.
>>MY HUSBAND’S RIGHT. WHEN IT COMES TO THE BIG GAME,
THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT.
FEEDING MY HUNGRY GUYS.>>NO!
OH, FUMBLE!>>AND THIS YEAR’S GAME IS
BIGGER THAN EVER. WHICH MEANS I’LL BE FEEDING THEM
MORE TOTINOS THAN EVER.>>BABE, NEED MORE TOTINOS, DAVE
JUST GOT HERE.>>NOT A PROBLEM.
BECAUSE THIS YEAR I’VE GOT THE NEW TOTINO TOTINO TWO-PACK.
IT’S TWICE THE TOTINO FOR TWICE THE HUNGRY GUYS.
>>ENOUGH YAPPING, WE NEED THE TOTINOS.
TED’S HERE TOO, AND HE BROUGHT HIS SISTER.
>>GREAT, MORE HANDS TO HELP ME MAKE DELICIOUS TOTINOS —
♪♪♪>>PIZZA ROLLS.
♪♪♪ OH, MY.
>>HI. I’M SABINE.
WHAT’S YOUR NAME?>>I’VE NEVER HAD ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THAT’S A SHAME.
♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I SHOULD BRING THESE OUT.>>NO, STAY WITH ME.
>>WHAT ABOUT MY HUNGRY GUYS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WHAT ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR?>>TOUCHDOWN!
YES!>>HEY, BABE, WE NEED THOSE
TOTINOS, WHAT’S GOING ON BACK THERE?
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪♪♪
♪♪♪>>WHAT IS IT?
>>EVERY BIG GAME BEFORE THIS ONE, I’VE BEEN ASLEEP.
BUT, SABINE — [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
>>THEY’RE GOING TO PUNT.>>THEY’RE GOING TO PUNT.
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪ [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
>>BABE, WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG WITH THOSE TOTINOS?
YOU GIRLS MAKING OUT BACK THERE?>>HA HA HA!
>>YOU’RE CRAZY. ♪♪♪
[ LAUGHTER ]>>TOTINO.
THIS SPRING, FIND YOUR TOTINO. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>BABE?

100 thoughts on “Totino’s with Kristen Stewart – SNL

  1. I am here for femme Kristen Stewart all day every day. But my lip so hard it nearly bled

  2. Its tostinos I wont touch those square things they taste better hexagonal

  3. OMG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

  4. The sad part about this is that it's completely believable that some dope wouldn't realize his wife making out with another woman because he's too busy watching The Big Game.

  5. Why did they just switch to French? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  6. This Sabine character literally come to live because she is Sabina in the newest Charlie's Angels movie!!! Who else remember this characters and got surprised when the name is used again the movie?

  7. They should've got Miley Cyrus in this.
    The whole Gay Miley sketch would've come full circle.

  8. I don’t know what I just watched, all I know is that Kate McKinnon wishes she was in this sketch

  9. β€œWhat’s your name?”

    β€œ…I’ve never had one”

    β€œThat’s a shame” πŸ˜‚

    This whole skit is clever & hilarious but I just about died every time they would use a pizza roll in an erotic way

  10. PSA for all those β€œhungry guys” :

    Get your own fucking Totinos

    πŸ˜ŽπŸ–•πŸΌ

  11. This was the awakening she was waiting for all her life. Liberated from her hot, cheesy, pizza roll prison, even for just a few minutes…

  12. Vanessa, making out with the guest again. I'm good with it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  13. Me:*watches this thing*
    Also me:*gets discusted and never eats totinos ever again*
    Me again:*starts to sing totino's hot pizza rolls by ree kid*

  14. ' i never had one ' ……………………………….F*CKING LAZY STORYTELLING YOU COULD HAVE MADE A WHOLE SERIES BUT SHE DID IT FOR YOU

  15. you can watch the rest of the video on you.p.o.r.n. Just type Kristen Stewart Sabine Totinos

  16. Totinos should've played this during the superbowl πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  17. Would be even better without the canned laughter or laugh track / studio audience ruining the skit.

  18. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚when she said I never a name! I lost grip on my Phone!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  19. 2.5 years later and I still think of this sketch every time I eat totinos. Honestly it's better advertising than any actual totinos commercial I've ever seen.

  20. Starting to think I made a big mistake in writing off SNL as "no longer funny" so many years ago…

  21. Did you guys notice that her name here is Sabine, a name that's super similar to her Charlie's Angels character Sabina.

  22. 2:04 This. πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
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