Trump Has No Idea How to Handle North Korea: The Daily Show


-You know that saying– find something you love
and do it as much as possible? Well, that’s North Korea’s
problem is that what they love doing
is testing nuclear weapons. WOMAN:Breaking news–
North Korea has tested
an advanced nuclear device.This would make it North
Korea’s sixth nuclear test.
MAN:A missile-sized
thermonuclear weapon.
That’s an hydrogen bomb.Stronger than the bombs dropped on Hiroshima
and Nagasaki combined. MAN:North Korea claims
it can load its new bomb
on to a missile that can reach
the United States.
You know, the one upside is at least they saved this
until after Labor Day, because now, we won’t all
be wearing our white pants when we crap ourselves. -I like that. I like that.
-(laughter) And that’s my modeling catalog.
Thank you very much. -(laughter)
-So… so this is it, guys. The whole thing that the world
has spent the last– what– 25 years trying
to prevent North Korea from getting, now it has. Both a missile that can reach
the United States and a thermonuclear bomb. I mean, a bomb more powerful than Hiroshima
and Nagasaki combined. Combined. This thing must look like
the very face of death itself. MAN:State propaganda showed
Kim Jong-un proudly inspecting
a peanut-shaped device.(laughter) Well, I mean, there’s just… There’s nothing more threatening than the phrase
“thermonuclear bomb.” And then, there’s nothing
less threatening -than the phrase “peanut-shaped
device.” -(laughter) Like, just imagine if a guy’s
coming at you, saying like, “I’m gonna kill you!”
You’d be like, “Oh, no!” “With my peanut-shaped device!” (laughter) “Man, get the (bleep)
out of here, “you legume-toting
mother(bleep)! -Get out of here!”
-(applause) It’s not the same. (applause and cheering) Now, coming after multiple
warnings from The White House to cut the (bleep) out, North Korea new nuclear test
was a huge provocation, and the Trump team
got bigly provocated. MAN:At an emergency meeting
at the U.N.,
the U.S. urging
tougher diplomacy,
and charging that Kim Jong-unis pushing the world
toward conflict.
His abusive use of missiles and his nuclear threats show
that he is begging for war. We are not looking to the total
annihilation of a country, namely North Korea, but, as I said,
we have many options to do so. Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen. Wow. Now I see why
they call you “Mad Dog.” (laughter) We don’t want to annihilate you, but we have many options
to do so? -Thank you very much?
-(laughter) That’s the most gangster way
to say we’re not going to war? “I don’t want
to rearrange your face. “I’m just saying, your nose
could be in a lot of places. Thank you very much.” (applause) But, still… but, still, look,
there’s no need to freak out. That’s just
the United Nations person and, uh, the Pentagon guy. The real time to panic is
when you hear saber rattling from the commander-in-chief. So I guess
what I’m saying is…. panic. We’ll see? Dude, you don’t Ryan Seacrest
nuclear war. What are you doing?! Will the planet be consumed
in a radioactive hellfire, or will Fantasia take home
this season’s crown? We’ll see. (applause) Like, that’s my problem. Like, that’s such a signature
move from Donald Trump. When he doesn’t know an answer– I don’t know
if you noticed this– he tries to play it off like
he’s actually in total control and just keeping us in suspense. Like, “We’ll see”
in Trump talk means “I’ll see because
I have no idea. I’ll see.” -(laughter)
-That’s what he says. Like, I wish I knew of this
technique when I was in school. “Uh, Mr. Noah,
what is the square root of 64?” -“We’ll see.”
-(laughter) “No? No? All right,
I don’t know. I don’t know.” To be fair, though,
to be fair, though, we can’t really blame Trump for not knowing
what to do about North Korea, because the truth is,
nobody knows what to do, right? President Obama even warned
Donald Trump. He said that this would be the hardest challenge
of his presidency. Now, granted,
that was before we learned that Trump doesn’t know
how to spell, but still, Obama knew,
all right? It would be hard for anyone,
it would be hard for anyone, not least
because we have no idea of what Kim Jong-un
actually wants. From all of this.
We don’t know. So it’s impossible to know
what a solution would be. But even then, but even then… the president’s approach
took people by surprise. NEWSMAN:…President Trump
hitting not just North Korea,
but also U.S. ally,
South Korea,
for not being tough enough.“Their talk of appeasement with
North Korea will not work,”
he tweeted.“They only understand
one thing.”
NEWSWOMAN:President Trump
reportedly preparing
to withdraw the United Statesfrom its free trade deal
with South Korea.
NEWSMAN:President Trump said
he’s considering
“stopping all trade
with any country
doing business
with North Korea.”
But that would include China,which happens to beour
biggest trading partner, too.
Man, Donald Trump is
a genius, people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because
anyone can threaten an enemy, but threatening
the two countries he needs most to have
on his side right now? That’s genius. Trump is
basically the guy in prison who proves
he shouldn’t be messed with by shanking his own friends–
that’s who he is. “You wanna go, North Korea?
You wanna go? “Well, check this out.
China! Mexico! Aah! “That’s right, that’s right,
I stabbed China and Mexico “and South Korea, too! “I’m loco, baby! “I’m loco! You can’t mess with me, man!” (applause) It’s genius. It’s genius. By attacking America’s allies, Trump will terrify North Korea
into backing down.Or…he’s a total idiot and
he’s gonna get us all killed. Which one is it? We’ll see.

100 thoughts on “Trump Has No Idea How to Handle North Korea: The Daily Show

  1. Ok. Still can't reach brazil. And even if they did, they have no reason to do so, so, yep, still OK.

  2. Actually he has an idea and it is surprisinly working. North Korea is now trying to negotiate Unification and better relationship with south Korea and even sent players to participate in the Olympic. No matter who you are you got to be scared shitless when the world's most powerful country and military with the military budget 100 times yours.

  3. China map is wrong. Southern part is actually India which highlighted as China.

  4. Honestly he finally hit on what I’ve been asking: WHAT DOES NORTH KOREA WANT??? Honestly what do they want and what can we do to fix it? Because I just want to not be scared of it every day.

  5. This daily show episode deserved the thumbs up not because of the topic… I don’t support the current administration, but because Trevor Noah was funny during this one… good for u man😉

  6. North Korea is controled by the CIA but most are on the surface so they will never know.

  7. None of our president knows how to handle this corrupt grown baby of a dictator, we all know that a conflict without China getting involved is if NK strikes first, they’ll be there for a while, Once NK nukes somebody, game is over

  8. Anything to bash trump. If any of our recent presidents knew how to handle north korea, trump wouldn't have to. Get a life, let the man do his job.

  9. IN YOUR FACE TREVOR. What have you to say now idiot…. I used to support you… Now you are the same as the leftist hate media. Forgot your roots way to easy.

  10. As usual, the Daily Show pretty face news reader, is shown to be a moron a few months later. Good luck breathing with your head so far up your ass.

  11. I am having fun trolling all these liberal videos. It's starting to look a lot like you people were wrong. Not just wrong, that's to mild. Idiots! That's the word I was looking for!!

  12. Well what do you suggest we do it North Korea do you have any idea how to handle them???

  13. How is it his fault? Every single other president left this and did nothing

  14. The object is just to KILL TRUMP………AND THE PLANET WILL CELEBRATE!! 🙂

  15. Trumps gonna start WW3 they said .
    Trump will never bring N.Korea to the table they said.

    Somebody get President Trump a Nobel Peace Prize Stat!

  16. South Korea is praising Trump today for the peace deal that is being brokered between North and South Korea today. Looks like Trump was the genius and Trevor is the fool.
    3:59
    Obama's 8th year in Office: This will be the hardest challenge of your presidency.
    Trump's 2nd Year in Office: Done, next challenge

  17. Trevor Noah and the commenters of this video must be looking like a right bunch of nitwits right now 😂

  18. LOL.
    President Trump has made ALL of his critics look like complete idiots!!!!!!

  19. And how North Korea is giving up their nuclear ambitions. Hmmm apparently being a smart ass comedian doesn't make one right

  20. Now that Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for the end of the Korean War, everybody that's commented critically of Trump here looks like a bunch of idiots. Everybody here was absolutely wrong. A bunch of no-minds, believing what they are told to believe and can't think for themselves. Adult children. Run to your safe space!! …Run!!!

  21. Lol 7 months later they’re making peace.

    Put your foot in your mouth, bitch boy.

  22. Well this video didn't age well.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjH0fG-FIB4

  23. Will trump save the world or will everyone die well see👉

  24. When you realize Trump ended the Korean War
    Disclaimer: don’t like trump, he ended the war tho

  25. This "insightful" BS statement sure didn't age well…. I can only imagine what Trevor will say IF Trump succeeds with NK.

  26. president trump really knows how to put you guys to shame and make you a looser huh!!? he created history and I dont know how you are going to spin that again with your lies to fool the fool libtards!! by the way in case you dont know you guys are should check out the #walkaway movement and get on board!!

  27. What complete biased hypocritical nonsense. Obama did nothing about N. Korea threat in 8 years and same people silent for 8 years of Obama and n. Korea missile testing now bash trump! How sad.

  28. So many comment saying trump is clueless, doesn't know what to do, and are bashing him…Question! Obama did nothing about n. Korea in his 8 years. Let them missile test and did jack. All they did was tell trump it's our biggest threat when leaving office! So to bash trump is really rich!

  29. Get Rekt , what did Obama do in his 8 years when it comes to N. Korea threat? Specifics please?

  30. Can't respond directly to individual comments. But " lifesabitch214" you say trump doesn't know how to handle anything! Fact is Obama told trump n. Korea is our biggest threat when leaving office! So Obama who did nothing for 8 years does know what to do! Hilarious!

  31. Trevor tell us what Obama did in his 8 years to handle N. Korea? Before you bash the new guy!

  32. Alex Oelkers says "We in a time like this didn't want trump to make decisions like this!" Who's we? And FYI, Obama did nothing for 8 years about obvious n. Korea threat. Nothing! He in fact told trump n. Korea is our biggest threat. So Obama does nothing. Absolutely nothing in his 8 years and you don't want trump to handle this? You want Obama?

  33. I'm not a trump voter first off but the internet is wonderful. Peoples thoughts for all to see. Carlo Danese says China holds our debt and USA by the balls so trump is a blithering idiot! FYI, Obama and prior admins got us in this mess. Not trump. Obama raised our debt by $9 trillion in 8 years after promising to cut in half in 08 if he won…And you are blaming trump!

  34. Trevor is lying AGAIN , .. because Trump knows very well how to handle North Korea as we see.

  35. hydrogen nuclear bomb is differente from a normal atomic bomb that's why it is shaped like a peanut it can be make in two shapes

  36. China helped North Korea becoming Nuclear power. Blame them . They are the culprits.

  37. Honestly i cant even laugh at it, i could never understsnd how grown ppl and damn leaders of nations can allow such stupidity – threatning each other
    My gun are bigger
    We got many ways to destroy u
    And so on ….. WTF ??
    They act as kids in school and if its nothing at stake oh well a fist fight, no biggie. Fucking losers.
    where is responsibility where is diplomacy and respect ?
    How come those savages run this world ???

  38. A bomb is a bomb, doesn't matter the shape. Grenades used to be shaped like cans on sticks, and guess what, those things could blow off your fucking arms and legs if it hit you right.

  39. If it weren’t for trump we probably would be at war with North Korea. I hate nothing more than these liberal ass celebrities that try to brainwash the youth.

  40. I always was scared that North Koreas Bomb will fly above us and fails USA.
    Im happy that i saw it from the wrong World map …

  41. "We'll see" is a good answer….if he had said yes..north Korea would be alerted and if he had said no then your fake news would have blamed him for being a coward

  42. Trump, John Bolton and netanyahu are very dangerous than North Korea nuclear weapons for the world peace

  43. Trump doesn't know how to handle anything

  44. God Trevor is a moron. I guess a lot of Americans like smarmy dudes from other countries to feed their TDS.

  45. No worries everyone in USA me Donald Trump we're best friend forever

  46. Lo scontro tra Occidente contro Oriente e' stato preso di mano dal Medioriente ha il controllo totale del mondo

  47. A year later…how phuking wrong you were Noah…admit it pretty boy

  48. Well, at the end of the day, nobody ever intended to stop NK. They have been starving people for no reason whatsoever.

    There is no law at all saying it is Illegal for NK to develop nuclear weapons. They let him build the bombs and the missiles anyway. Now all the suffering that the US leaders put NK people through was pointless and immoral.

    They need to remove the sanctions and leave NK alone. Stop hurting people for nothing.

  49. I'm sure he knows we have weapons just as powerful.
    If America uses theirs it will wipe North Korea off the face of the earth being as small as it is…
    North Korea should be careful what they wish for…

  50. What’s your solution Trevor Noah??? Trevor isn’t funny, and a complete idiot.

  51. Don't but to sure. That little shit is going to keep on . Trump will unleash hell on north Korea.

  52. HINT CHINA AND NORTH KOREA ARE ALLIES. DON'T TELL TRUMP. HE STILL THINKS HONG KONG IS A DIFFERENT COUNTRY FROM CHINA.

  53. It's so f*cking exhausting all these comedy/news shows…. it's a sad state that this is entertainment #missjohnnycarson

  54. If Nazi state of Israeil has nukes let it be with North Korea too, US cant do shit to NK bcz it posses Military Power even though if its evil or not. US only stop or invade those Who are weak af like Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, Syria etc.

  55. Trump is a greedy, power hungry, coward and has no idea what honor and duty is to this country and it’s people, now his friend can make the world have to deal him and Trump now the world have to get Trump out of office , Putin has made it so he and Trump can control what happens, this is from a veteran of this country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  56. Travor let's look at the mass destruction killing of foreigners In S.A…… loving your show

  57. Kim is playing Trump like a little bitch, shot off a couple of missiles, Kim order his staff to write Trump another lick my orange butt letter, problem solved. Trump later brags about the latest letter from Kim to the news media and that's it. Trump has less balls then he has hair on his skull, ZERO.

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