I’m naturally stably being of sound mind and body
to hereby bequeath the following. To my wife, Rose, who spent money like there was no tomorrow, I leave 100 dollars and a calendar. To my sons, Rodney and Victor, who spent every dime I ever gave them
on fancy cars and fast women, I leave fifty dollars in dimes. To my business partner, Joules, whose only motto was
spend, spend, spend, I leave nothing, nothing, nothing. And to my other friends and relative
who also never learned the value of a dollar, I leave a dollar. Finally, to my nephew, Harold, who ofttimes said, ” A penny saved is a penny earned.” and who also ofttimes said, “Gee, Uncle May, it sure pays to own a Volkswagen”, I leave my entire fortune of one hundred billion dollars.