“I want a dog!” “I want kitties!” “I want a whole pet shop!” ♫ “Who has itty bitty kitties doing kitty things?” ♫ Kitties doing kitty things… Wow. That is very specific. I never would have guessed that kitties would do kitty things. “I’m a Teensie because, well… I’m teensy!” Again, very specific. I’m making a video because I’m making a video. “I wish I had a few friends here!” Me too, Teensie. Me too. “The bobble is back with new pets!” “Now stop! Get your bobble on.” Why did they make it so creepy? I mean, is it just me? It’s just so weird. ♫ “Fittest, funnest, littlest pets” ♫ “Spin! Move and groove.” “Comes as shown. Other pets sold separately.” What about that one? Where is that one sold? “How big is your Littlest Pet Shop now?” You don’t wanna know. ♫ “Come on into the Slide and Dive Lagoon. Get ready, get up, and move” ♫ ♫ “Dance around, dance all around” ♫ “It’s the Paw-Powered Cruiser!” “And the hamster’s at the wheel!” The poor hamster looks so sad. And also why is it purple? The LPS isn’t purple. “Welcome to the Littlest Pet Shop!” “We have a BALL” HA HA. Get it? D-do you get it? Do you get it? “Dive into the fun!” AAAAH [crash] Rest in peace. “Lots of new pets to collect!” “Like these new pet triplets!” “Triplets?” “Yep, triplets!” “I’ve never seen Pet Shop triplets before!” Y’know, I don’t think they’ve said the word “TRIPLETS” enough in this commercial. “Triplets” “It’s the biggest thing ever in littlest pets!” I think the biggest thing now in Littlest Pet Shop is their prices on eBay. “Now you can take your Littlest Pet Shop pets online!” ♫ “Your pet has a code on its collar for you” ♫ Your secret code isn’t secret anymore! You just showed it to everyone! “With Littlest Pet Shop Friends, you and your friend can plan the party together.” “Littlest Pet Shop Friends” Y’know, those games actually came with some pretty cool LPS. You’d think they’d want to advertise those in the commercial. “You can find more fun at hasbro.com! Ask a parent first.” Mom? Can I go on hasbro.com? “The teeniest, tiniest, littlest pets have new places to play!” “You can clip them and wear them everywhere!” That thing is awfully big to clip onto your backpack. You’d think it’d get stolen or something. ♫ “In a tree, the only place for walking pets to be” ♫ Hey, be careful. You wouldn’t want to make the same mistake the other one did… Rest in peace. “You can glamorize and accessorize with a stylish Littlest Pet Shop toy!” EHH. No thanks. “It’s the Littlest Pet Shop Paws Off! electronic diary!” “Set your password.” “Max.” “You name him, and he guards your secrets from intruders!” “Good boy, Max.” Wait, you just said its name right in front of him. Now he’s gonna know your password! “The award for most creative goes to Puppy Pinwheel!” “Most precious: Bunny Meadows!” “And for most delicious: apple dippers!” Oh, I thought they were gonna eat one of the pets. This commercial could’ve taken a really dark turn. “And for most delicious: Puppy Pinwheel!” “New Sweetest Pets!” “Other playsets and pets each sold separately.” “Real treats not included.” Man. So yeah. Oops. That’s not what I meant to do. Okay. So yeah. Those were some interesting LPS commercials. I hope you enjoyed. Maybe some of them were interesting, I don’t know. Please subscribe and follow us on Instagram @all.dolls for LPS updates and photography and stuff like that. Thank you for watching! Bye!