Ya-hooo! Mountain Dew! Oh beautiful Sal was a stone hearted gal Refusing to Bill or to Coo But Clem was right smart, he appealed to her heart With that gal gettin’ good old Mountain Dew Ya-hooo! Mountain Dew! Mountain Dew will tickle your innards, cause
there’s a bang in every bottle! At the county turkey shoot,
Cousin Luke warn’t worth a hoot He was hopeless ’till he finally took the
cue Ya-hooo! Mountain Dew! Now he shoots off the cuff;
get’s more than enough After nippin’ at that good old Mountain Dew Sure as shootin’ there’s a bang in every bottle
Of our de-licious soft drink, Mountain Dew! It’ll tickle yore innards!