Yard Sale • Opposite-Sex Roommates


(box thudding on ground) – (sighs) God, I can’t
believe we’re moving. – Yeah, a lot of good times on that porch. (harp scale music) What the, how the f, how do you- – You are impossible! – Carve this thing? This is bullshit. (door closing) – Okay. God, crap. Okay, now we’re gonna
have to make two trips. – No, not two trips. – Hey, how much for the masterpiece? (game show music) – Ah, I fuckin’ love yard sales! – Mm hmm. – This is my elementé. – Oh, okay. – They used to call me the el Closer. – No they didn’t. – ‘Cause I close every deal. – Oh my God. – Yup, I’m unstoppable. – Yo, how much for the painting? – 300. – 300 eh, that’s a good movie but how much for the painting? – 350 now because you
said that stupid ass pun. – Oh yeah, he hates puns. – Halloween’s coming up, and I was thinking of
a couple costume ideas. Jumanji, it’s kind of like a Jewish explorer vibe sort of thing. We could do a where-wolf. Like where, like, I don’t know! I’ve got a map and I’m lost. A snarky baby that’s handsome, maybe like Osh Kosh Daniel Tosh. (bushes rustling) Or, um, I mean, we could keep
brainstorming, obviously. (dramatic music beat) – 200. – 325. – Throw in the baby with boxing gloves? 250. (dramatic music beat) (dramatic pause) – Deal. Drive a hard bargain, sir. (doll baby giggling) – Here you go. (doll baby laughing) – How much was that for real? – Like five, maybe ten dollars. – Yo, that’s the game, Kate. You gotta highest ball it every time so that when you come down, you still win, y’know? – Okay, yeah. – Try it on this guy,
try it, try it, try it. – Okay. – Hey, how much for the lamp? – One million dollars. Shit, shit.
– Nooo. – Yeah, went way over. – Come on. Uh, four hundred. – Does it even work? – Mm hmm. – I need to know. – It works. – I need to know if it works. (intimidating whirring) – Okie dokie, I think we
have a plug in the back yard. I could show ya. Just follow me. Are you good out here without me? – Uh, yeah. I think I got it. – Hurtful, that was my
first time haggling, okay. – [Male roommate] It shows. – Right this way, sir. This must have been out here since last year’s Christmas decoration disaster. (Christmas music jingle) – Hey, focus, I don’t have
any time for your stories. – Sheesh. – Come to papa. (switch clicking) Maximum. (switch clicking) Minimum. Maximum. Minimum. Maximum. Minimum. (switch clicking) Maximum. Minimum. Maximum. Minimum. (switch clicking) Maximum. (switch clicking) Minimum. Maximum. (switch clicking) – Never met someone I
couldn’t sell to (muttering). (Western standoff music) (horse whinnying) – Hello. (happy music) – She’s too adorable. (girl giggles) So, what is it that you, what do you want? What do you need? – Oh, I’m just looking for some materials for these dolls that I make. – Oh my God, of course you make dolls, look at you, you’re so adorable! (happy whistling) – Oh, how much- – Take it, free, it’s
fuck, fuck shit goddammit. Fuck. (switch clicking) – You know, this one Christmas, I- – [Man] Shhh. (switch clicking) Maximum. Minimum. (switch clicking) Maximum. Minimum. Maximum. – Just don’t look at her. You got it. Sell her the stuff. Don’t look at her. – How much is this throw blanket? – Two hundred dollars. (bass guitar riff) yeah, nailed it. – I only have ten dollars. (bass guitar riff) (girl crying) – Minimum. maximum. (bird cawing) Minimum. Maximum. – Derek’s in trouble. (revved up music) Okay, enough. (gasping) Derek stand back. And you, your charms don’t work with me. – I donate to Greenpeace. – Oh, save it, we all
donate to Greenpeace. You’re using your powers
for evil and you know it so either you pay si,
uh, $750.00 for the lot or try your best to get this
all on sale at Anthropology. (dramatic music) – [Man] Minimum! Maximum! – What’s it’ gonna be? – Fine. – Thank you. Pleasure doing business with you. Love your dress. (laughing) Got her. Mission accomplished. (soothing music) Alright, GPS set. Say goodbye to this house. – [Female roommate] Bye house. (soothing music) – [Male roommate] Home sweet home. – [Female roommate] Doodle de do de doo. – [Man] Oh, it could be a giant shrimp. With a mustache, you’d be like, he he. Prawns wants in, and that’s, oh, God. (wife laughing) What!

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  3. What's the music in the end 05:00 onwards??? It's so beautiful!!! Someone tell me plz….

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  5. Does anybody else really wanna know about the Christmas disaster?

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    How difficult was it to shoot that without laughing?

  7. this little set of opposite-sex roomates both makes me want to do this, but also makes me really not wanna do this

  8. Buzzfeed is hella out of touch if they thing that’s what yard sales are like.

  9. THE END WHEN THEY ONLY MOVED LIKE TWO HOUSES DOWN IDK WHY BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD

  10. They literally moved two houses away, why was the gps set?😂😂😂

  11. Do someone know their names ? And please they do have a YouTube channel or web series ?

  12. And legend says that lamp guy is still in the backyard to this day turning the light on
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  14. Alex looks like Draco doing "Lumos to Lumos Maxima" while Auri is the revised version of Little Red Riding Hood except with wolf's persona xD
    Surprised that Kate haven't "Wingardium Leviosa" Alex away hahaha

  15. I love lamp guy. Also, he has an incredibly feminine face. Without the facial hair, I don't think he would pass as a man.

  16. For anyone wondering about the maximum minimum dude here is where he starts saying it 2:49

  17. Lol my mom just turned on my light and I said “maximum” she said what the hell are you talkin about

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